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dogo7 - two smart uncles eating to the beat lyrics

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bryan warsh looked at the ugly pen in his hands and felt mad

he walked over to the window and reflected on his sweet surroundings. he had always hated cool detroit with its tiny, teeny trees. it was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel mad

then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. it was the figure of jane walter. jane was a bony nerd with strong head and muscular arm

bryan gulped. he glanced at his own reflection. he was a gross, weird, iced milk with a dash of lemonade in it drinker with tall head and heavy arm. his friends saw him as a wandering, wet warthog. once, he had even saved a regurgitated cheeseburger that was stuck in a drain

but not even a gross person who had once saved a regurgitated cheeseburger that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what jane had in store today

the snow flurried like jumping frog, making bryan rad

as bryan stepped outside and jane came closer, he could see the combative glint in her eye

“look bryan,” growled jane, with an awkward glare that reminded bryan of bony llama. “it’s not that i don’t love you, but i want a banana. you owe me 8720 yen.”

bryan looked back, even more rad and still fingering the ugly pen. “jane, i don’t give a d-mn,” he replied

they looked at each other with sad feelings, like two terrible, tan turtle f-cking at a very creepy school, which had rap music playing in the background and two smart uncles eating to the beat

suddenly, jane lunged forward and tried to punch bryan in the face. quickly, bryan grabbed the ugly pen and brought it down on jane’s skull

jane’s strong head trembled and her muscular arm wobbled. she looked glad, her wallet raw like a pong, pr-ckly pad

then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. moments later jane walter was dead

bryan warsh went back inside and made himself a nice drink of iced milk with a dash of lemonade in it

- dogo7 lyrics

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