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dojo dog - dirty little farmer lyrics

[intro: dojo dog, gnonnel]
we’re here
you know, i’ve always wanted to live on a farm
good thing we’re moving into my parents house then
do you think they will forgive me for what i did to you?
they don’t know about that
how? i broke your rib cage and now you have a metal spine
it was all over the news lol
there’s no reception out here
just watch out for our horse
i named her after pearl because they both can be a b+tch

[chorus]
i’m a dirty little farmer (yee+haw)
f+ckin’ in barn, in the yard, in the hay
i’m a dirty little farmer (uh+huh)
strokin’ on the udder ‘til it creams everyday
i don’t care if it stings me (daddy, please)
i deal with the weeds, and the nettles, it’s okay
hose me down (i’m a hoe for the pipe)
it can either squirt, or foam, or spray

[verse+1: dojo dog, pearl, gnonnel]
i sound like a wolf while he milking my udder
and i squeal like a pig when i’m eating that c+ck
he says he’s my whorsie and i can whip him
then i ride his tractor, he loves to plough
i drink his milk out a trough
and you’re funny if you think i gurgle his apples while soft
i take the grease out his hair for my potatoes
then shove my french fry up his +rs+ hole
chickens cluck cluck while my throat gluck glucks
and the cows do a moo while it’s in my boom
the horse says “get a room”
and my lover says “no you”
horse neighs “b+tch, it’s my stable”
and my g states “not anymore bruv”
dojo has a horse c+ck
i saw it, i was shocked
i got the real thing
i don’t know where it’s been
[chorus]
i’m a dirty little farmer (yee+haw)
f+ckin’ in barn, in the yard, in the hay
i’m a dirty little farmer (uh+huh)
strokin’ on the udder ‘til it creams everyday
i don’t care if it stings me (daddy, please)
i deal with the weeds, and the nettles, it’s okay
hose me down (i’m a hoe for the pipe)
it can either squirt, or foam, or spray

[verse+2: dojo dog, pearl, gnonnel]
i pretend a penny’s in a drain when he says “i’mma gut her”
and i like to lock him up when his peaches are in stock
he says “pet my ass like my name is kim”
then i make him cream like i’m tugging a cow
when i taste his natural remedies, it’s salty, so i cough
when his moonie is away then my icicle defrosts
when i slap his buns they’re redder than tomatoes
like he’s sunburnt but minus the clothes
his goose duck ducks ‘til it’s hurting, ‘til it’s stuck
and the rabbits do a poo after my carrot has grew
the horse says “stop drinking out his flume”
and my lover says “not until my mouth is a lagoon”
horse neighs “b+tch, why are you a g+y boy?”
and my g states “unlike you, he can cook”
i want a bake’n fill by betty crock
i wouldn’t taste what you concoct
what if it’s from my ding+a+ling
i don’t know where it’s been
[chorus]
i’m a dirty little farmer (yee+haw)
f+ckin’ in barn, in the yard, in the hay
i’m a dirty little farmer (uh+huh)
strokin’ on the udder ‘til it creams everyday
i don’t care if it stings me (daddy, please)
i deal with the weeds, and the nettles, it’s okay
hose me down (i’m a hoe for the pipe)
it can either squirt, or foam, or spray

[outro: pearl]
stop
what are you doing?
in front of me again…
neighhhhh
this is getting redonkulous
pfffft

- dojo dog lyrics

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