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dojo dog - elf on a shelf lyrics

[intro]
you spread love but not to me
the only thing on your christmas list is to make me weep
why do you do this, and why to me?
i want to sleep together but you’d rather be a bleep
you spread love but not to me
the only thing on your christmas list is to make me weep
why do you do this, and why to me?
i want to sleep together but you’d rather be a bleep

[verse+1]
how come when your d+ck is up you never have d+cked me down?
you’ve got a magical sleigh but you never go down on my town
you fulfill millions of children’s dreams but never filled me with pleasure
for christmas give me a ruler
because our love needs to be measured

[chorus]
you spread love but not to me
the only thing on your christmas list is to make me weep
why do you do this, and why to me?
i want to sleep together but you’d rather be a bleep
you’d rather be a f+cking c+nt
how many pleads until you f+ck my c+nt?
i’ve already shoved elf on a shelf up my c+nt
but all i really wanted was for you to make me cum
[verse+2]
so make me cum
daddy claus please make me cum
if you’re gonna be selfish, if you don’t make me cum
then do the bare minimum and cum on my c+nt
if it’s erectile dysfunction, make your elves make you cum
then shoot that cum up my bum
glaze me with your snow, with your s+m+n
i could move to cumberland but that requires your cum

[bridge]
cum for me (cum for me, cum for me)
on your knees (i said please, oh, please)
just cum for me (cum for me)
cum on my f+cking c+nt right now you f+cking b+tch

[verse+3]
i’m turning you on
we’re making a show
five naughty elves riding dojo’s pole
the best cumpilation, including deepthroat
taking it raw in the north pole

[chorus]
you spread love but not to me
the only thing on your christmas list is to make me weep
why do you do this, and why to me?
i want to sleep together but you’d rather be a bleep
you’d rather be a f+cking c+nt
how many pleads until you f+ck my c+nt?
i’ve already shoved elf on a shelf up my c+nt
but all i really wanted was for you to make me cum
you spread love but not to me
the only thing on your christmas list is to make me weep
why do you do this, and why to me?
i want to sleep together but you’d rather be a bleep
you’d rather be a f+cking c+nt
how many pleads until you f+ck my c+nt?
i’ve already shoved elf on a shelf up my c+nt
but all i really wanted was for you to make me cum
[outro: miss peria]
did you just steal my f+cking beat?

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