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dominici a tocci - the real hussein ii lyrics

[intro]
guess who’s back
back again
real hussein
i’m not dead
guess who’s back
from iraq
got attacked
then got jacked
it’s a fact
i’m the mack
and i’m back
[verse 1]
i wish i were osama
’cause n0body’s after bin laden no more
although he was the real villain
he’s in afghanistan up in a cave chillin’
cuttin’ his videos far from the blood spillin’
they got my sons and you know that ain’t funny
i was forced to hide in a hole like bugs bunny
and i stayed down there until they found my ass
now i’m held in a prison where they pound my ass
for 24 years i ruled with class
and when someone was out of line i used thе gas
and now they’ve slapped mе with incarceration
where is my minister of information?
now the cia won’t let me play
the us of a has me locked away
but still in abu ghraib they do it hussein’s way
i saw the photos on the internet yesterday
well they fought me
everybody’s glad they caught me
for the 100 billion bucks they spent, they could have bought me
where’s the judge? i plead not guilty
it was all a body double of your fav’rite iraqi

[chorus]
now i’m stuck in captivity
i wasn’t even the real enemy
nine eleven was not tied to me
and i never even made a wmd
osama bin laden’s free
but they sent an army after me
despite my gross iniquity
iraq will be so empty without me
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[verse 2]
al qaeda, the usa hater
madder than eskimo at the equator
bush thought getting rid of me would faze ya
and so he turned my summer palace into a crater
osama, you can go mount a llama
there’s nothing else on tv but your drama
it’s all over. they’re too strong. my beard is too long
somebody get my norelco!
and i know if you didn’t mess with the u.s
i could still be in power, wearing my headdress
you attacked. and just look what’s happened to iraq
by the way, castro called. he wants his beard back
sometimes it just seems, everybody only wants to depose me
well excuse me for imposing, but maybe i could just go free
so in retrospect i was incorrect
why did i object when hans would inspect?
as i ruled unchecked i showed disrespect
what did you expect? n0body’s perfect
so come on george, donald, condi, and d+ck
n0body runs iraq like saddam hussein did
so get ready, and tell the 911 commission
i just hired johnny cochran, f++k this prison

[chorus]
now i’m stuck in captivity
i wasn’t even the real enemy
nine eleven was not tied to me
and i never even made a wmd
osama bin laden’s free
but they sent an army after me
despite my gross iniquity
iraq will be so empty without me
[outro]
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who’s your baghdaddy?
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i’m off the hizzle for shizzle
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