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don juan & k. dog - jammin' on the one (x-rated) lyrics

[intro]
and you don’t stop
put some calm upside your head
i said a+f+ck, and you don’t stop
f+ck ’til you drop dead
we jammin’, we jammin’
we jammin’ on the one

[verse 1]
look here assh0l+s, this is it
i’m about to get a little funky and talk some sh+t
for you jive ass f+ckers that don’t wanna laugh
get your ass on the phone and call ya a cab
for the rest of ya people who think you can hang
get funky with this sh+t, pull out your thing
if it’s a d+ck or p+ssy, it’s your own
because neither ain’t nothin’ but meat on the bone
well you take it out, you stick it in
you open the c+ck and the party begins
well i’ma tell you a little story about adam and eve
this is gettin’ pretty funky so you might have to leave
well adam and eve, as the story goes
lived in the garden without any clothes
and in this garden, there were two leaves
one covered adam, the other covered eve
as the story goes on, needless to say
a wind came along and blew them away
well a wonderful sight, adam did share
was eve’s little secret all covered with hair
and a wonderful thing that met eve’s eyes
was that adam’s nature began to raise
well the night was calm and below they rest
when adam placed his hand up on her breast
oh yeah

and you know what happened next

[verse 2]
well the unexpected took eve by surprise
when she noticed adam was between her thighs
when the head of a thing touched her hole
she was filled with passion all out of control
throbbin’ began to fill her head
[?] that caused her legs to spread
well she spread her legs as wide as she could
but to adam it felt oh so good
then she wrapped her legs around his back
and she stuck his d+ck between the crack
eve started pushing with all might
but his d+ck was so big and she was so tight
all of a sudden eve gripped with full strength
as adam stuck it in [?]
as she felt the thing, a start to come
she had never experienced so much fun
she said “oh lord, i’m comin’, i’m comin’, i’m comin’
oh lord, i’m comin’, i’m comin’, i’m comin’
oh lord, i’m comin’, i’m comin’, i’m comin'”

[verse 3]
well the lips of her pus, wouldn’t let loose
at least not until he drained the juice
now all through the ages people screw
so all the ladies just clap for me and you
so take off your clothes, lay in the grass
i think it’s time for me to get yo’ ass
oh yeah
a+check it out gang
i said old king cole was a merry old soul
and a merry old soul was he
well he f+cked around and he f+cked around
but now he has vd
check it out now
like a marley scooter with a bang
like k. dog not flashin’ his thing
like gettin’ in a car when it’s red hot
well your d+ck gon’ burn like electro shock
said a party people stop fakin’ the funk
just get off your ass and shake your rump
[chorus]
i said a+f+ck, and you don’t stop
put some calm upside your head
i said a+f+ck, and you don’t stop
f+ck ’til you drop dead
we jammin’, we jammin’
we jammin’ on the one

[chorus]
f+ck, and you don’t stop
put some calm upside your head
i said a+f+ck, and you don’t stop
f+ck ’til you drop dead
we jammin’, we jammin’
we jammin’ on the one

[bridge]
and my name is don juan
the number one jock
the number one jock, don juan
they call me don juan, the number one jock
the number one jock, don juan

[verse 4]
well last night, the night before
25 hoes came at my door
i got up, i let ’em in
and then i him in the head with my love again
we were lips to lips and we were eyes to eyes
it made my nature rise
and then i took ’em on back into the bed
and then i bust ’em on out with my super head
i said “sh+t, god d+mn, ah thank you ma’am”
well last year when i started to jam
all the people in the house said “got d+mn”
ah man, can this be true?
this motherf+cker can do the do
he’s a ladies’ pleaser, a mind teaser
so come on girl, make it a little easier
that’s for sure, he’s a jocky guy
you know a person you can’t deny
he’s the number one jock in stereo
a party man, that you should know
he rocks to the beat that never stops
24 hours right around the clock
he’s gonna rock you here, he’s gonna rock you there
he’s gonna rock you with a bang
’cause i’m a vicious motherf+cker when i’m on the mic
when i rap and i do my thang
i’m gonna talk about the other jocks in my club
with a [?] and rubby+dubby+dub
marley scooter, the dance computer
he dances to the beat
he makes all the ladies sing, dance, and shout
and jump on his meat
well he can f+ck ya one, he can f+ck ya all
and he goes by the name of a k. dog
keep rockin’, jockin’, doin’ [?]
see, i got ya’ll locked in my rappin’ [?]
’cause that’s the way i really want it
so come on y’all, and let’s get on it
when i was born my mama said
“d+mn that baby got a big ass head”
so i grew on up, to jock you see
i was on the radio at the age of three
a little later i was comin’ alive
i listened to the sounds of the jackson 5
oh yes yeah, i could really sing
it’s like being on a stage with a bb king
i rock ya up, i rock ya down
i rock your body into the ground
i rock you east, i rock you west
i’m the number one jock and i must confess
i rock you fast, i rock you slow
i rock you every night at the disco
now that’s all the rhymes i’ll say tonight
’cause i must vamanos
to everyone in the house, adios

- don juan k dog lyrics

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