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donnie menace - jingle ballz lyrics

[verse 1: donnie menace]
f+ck a sack full of gifts, i walk around with a bodybag
f+ck ornaments, i’ll shove the tree up your mama’s ass
am i down with christmas? naw b+tch, mistletoe on my belt+buckle (kiss my d+ck)
matter of fact, y’all can kiss this ass
i’ll blow scrooge’s brains out and leave his thoughts in the christmas past
i’m the mall santa with your mom bouncing on my t+st+cl+s
fornicating ratchet b+tches in a macy’s dressing room
f+ck christmas, f+ck hip+hop
the only gift you’ll get’s a piece of deer sh+t in a gift box
your whole hood’ll get hoodwinked
bernie mac, smack a b+tch+ass kid, now give me some milk and cookies
i don’t do sleigh’s cause i hate reindeer
i’m on my way to the strip club to make it rain dear
santa’s suit and timbs is the kids appearance
seance in front of the tree, get some christmas spirit
[chorus: donnie menace]
there’s no chestnuts roasting on a open fire, just deez nuts chilling on your forehead
i hope your christmas lights set your whole home on fire
cause this holiday to me is really bogus
i’ve been bad this year and that’s no surpriser
and f+ck everybody, y’all ain’t getting no gifts
saint nick ain’t sh+t but weak sauce
f+ck jingling bells b+tch jingle these b+lls

[verse 2: donnie menace]
i don’t give a f+ck about the dinner you’re serving
catch you saying christmas grace and i’ll stick my f+cking d+ck in your turkey
n+gga i’m dirty and i just hate y’all
if you are thirsty, pass me a cup, i’ll fertilize your eggnog
everyone’s christmas shopping and i’m in a different lane
not trying to spread cheer, i’m plotting to bring the pain
catch you in the parking lot and i’ll rob you for everything
just for you to find out you got robbed with a candy cane
i’ll burn trees like i steam fire
tell mrs. clause l!ck b+lls and throw the elves in the meat grinder
f+ck a holiday, l!ck my sack and pee+hole
on my santa sh+t so you know i had me three hoes
the reason your gifts got p+ssed on
i’m just trying to get some head under the tree, call me nimrod
any holiday spirit you got, i’m sh+tting on it
by the way, i left something special in your christmas stocking
[chorus: donnie menace]
there’s no chestnuts roasting on a open fire, just deez nuts chilling on your forehead
i hope your christmas lights set your whole home on fire
cause this holiday to me is really bogus
i’ve been bad this year and that’s no surpriser
and f+ck everybody, y’all ain’t getting no gifts
saint nick ain’t sh+t but weak sauce
f+ck jingling bells b+tch jingle these b+lls

[outro: donnie menace & dent one]
christmas
stick my d+ck in the box, my+my+my+my+my+my d+ck in the box
make+make+make+make+make her open the box
my+my+my+my+my+my d+ck in the box
make+make+make her open the box
my d+ck in the box

- donnie menace lyrics

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