don't flop - dizaster & okwerdz vs tenchoo & lego lyrics
[round 1: dizaster]
now i’m gonna need everybody in the room to brace yourself
especially you tenchoo, i’ma really need you to brace yourself
now you might be tall and enormous
but you look like storm crossed with a brontosaurus
you’re a f-ckin’ johnny storm-ist
[okwerdz]
except he hasn’t robbed the saurus
now when they said i was battlin’ tenchoo, i said, “who?”
motherf-cker you should change your name to “10 views”
are these the best dudes that won your 2 on 2 tournament?
if you really break it down i don’t think they deserve the sh-t
eurgh…listen man, cause in the finals your opponents had the hotter quotes
and honestly you wouldn’t have got the votes if it wasn’t for your p-ssy -ss scottish jokes
don’t try to shake your head like the sh-t isn’t true
you even said it yourself at the end of the f-ckin’ interview
now let me guess, you’re gonna use the same embarr-ssing tactics
call us both, “arrogant, american f-ggots”
start comparin’ diz to arabic terrorist factions
the same way you called the scottish kids “heroin addicts”
[dizaster]
and you have a terrible accent
and i’m sparkin’ things
homie don’t get it crackin’ i’ll knock your f-ckin’ lights out
let me guess tenchoo, i’m arabic and i have eyebrows
how the f-ck are you gonna clap me with the magnum?
bruv, your handgun is literally a hand gun
don’t shake your hand
how the f-ck do you say you got burner’s fam’?
the only reason you got hammers is because you look like anton ferdinand
i can already tell he’s gonna suck bruv it’s like my mind’s psychic
he thinks he’s like minded to a crime hybrid cause he rhymes violent
when he drops lines he squints his eyes like this
[okwerdz]
and my fans, want me to battle white guys from grind time, instead of motherf-ckers from smack
so are you happy now people, here’s one…and a half
and for such a little b-tch you have a really large dome
and it’s ironic you got yo’ -ss beat by bartone
now listen, against o’shea, in every single round this kid lost
that’s the first time i ever seen a scowzer get robbed
oh tenchoo, tenchoo, tenchoo
why are you teamed up with red shoes, red shoes, red shoes?
and it’s funny, you’re the worst in the pair and you’re barely fatal
cause you’re like toys r’ us cause you always carry lego
[dizaster]
you should pull a blade out and slice him in half
it’s ironic you said toys r’ us cause bruv; you look like the giraffe
dragon ball z reference, i’ll show up to your 9 to 5 and smash
lift myself up like fajita to freeze myself in the sky and laugh
and hit your whole entire staff with a f-ckin’ final flash
if you survive the blast
i’ll headb-tt you with an iron mask and give you a giant gash
you tried to dash then gasoline shower plus the flame thrower that equals fire bath
i’m a f-ckin’ maniac on a suicidal path
without us? you two couldn’t find your path
you have the swagger of a f-ggot that’s really tryin’ to p-ss his science cl-ss
i will stab you in your eyes with a knife made from fiber gl-ss
what kind of cr-p, i mean, your rhymes are wack
if highcollide was white and black he would rhyme like that
[okwerdz]
what kind of f-ckin’ smile is that?!
[dizaster]
nah bruv, don’t pay attention every time he yaps
his mouth is like the subway station: mind the gap
beating us? you don’t have the slightest chance
the first time i saw lego the first time i glanced
i imagined him spitting up giant spiderwebs from inside his hand
f-ggot! you look like spider man
you wear tighter pants than michael when he tries to dance
you’re so g-y the inside of your diaphragm says, “i’m from france.”
i dare tenchoo to come up here and give me that f-ckin’ tiger stance
i’ma beat your -ss like a f-ckin’ p-ssed of manchester united fan
[okwerdz]
and instead of dissin’ where we from you should thank america
for bringin’ battle rap to your native area
now they say i don’t travel past the fresh coast of the bay
but i don’t mean the tv show when i say we can beat you both home or away
f-ggot!
[round 1: tenchoo]
i have got a gap in my teeth, you learned it b-tch
you wanna know what the worst thing is?
the nipple on your girlfriends t-t provides the perfect fit
and i am the lego giraffe, i got a better flow and bust too
so i ain’t just talkin’ ’bout height when i’m head and shoulders above you
[lego]
now when there isn’t any weed to buy and needs a high
he uses a p-n-s between his thighs as a shisha pipe
f-ck these two f-ggot wh-r-s
eurgh only wanted the crowd to move back some more because of his huge m-ssive m-ssive jaw
[tenchoo]
seriously man you that…all that sh-t about my head c’mon that sh-t isn’t fair
bruv, do a 180, there’s a f-ckin’ mirror there
yo and i don’t give a f-ck what this rhymer thinks
he ain’t inclined to win
all the f-ckin’ facial air in the world couldn’t hide your chin
[lego]
time for us to make this stupid idiot panic
he’s always talkin’ sh-t but i don’t think that he’ll back it
at battle of the bay once he’d finished dissin’ organik
he said, “canadians are cool but the british are f-ggots”
[tenchoo]
you know what? i’m gonna send both of these f-ggots straight to h-ll first
you’re arabic with eyebrows, i’m gonna diss you about it…well duh
seriously, yo…stop laughin’ too man
i’ll f-ckin’ come round your town and torch your mosque
i’ll sn-tch your magic carpet and haul it off to a broad enormous swarm of moths
[lego]
and if drinkin’ alcohol is such a bad islamic sin
no way could this arab fat dizaster handle gin (jin)
so we can clash at scribble jam or even battle in iran
i’ll beat this sacrificial lamb and feed him packs of british ham
[tenchoo]
nah, nah, nah, lego on the real he ain’t a muslim, what the f-ck are you talkin’ about?
the other day, he was caught in his house with his pork in his mouth
yo, and the way that you shout your raps isn’t cool
i doubt you’d even get a crowd reaction and “oooh”
if you didn’t act like such a loud theatrical fool
[lego]
and this f-ggot loves wrestling so much i’m astounded
even his bed has got rubs and turnbuckles around it
so when he gets in bed with women
you think he’s gonna use a s-x position
but they end up in a leg submission
[tenchoo]
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo f-ck that bullsh-t man
him being a wrestler can’t be bad
with a head as large as that, you could cheat in a casket match
nah, nah, nah x that sh-t out yeah
he ain’t a wrestler, he ain’t developed muscles yet
but he’s got absolutely no problem slamming dizaster here onto a double bed
[lego]
you always jumpin’ about you muscle bound ugly clown
them bushy brows look like f-ckin’ thunder clouds
and you haven’t got a chance of winnin’
you only battle with him cause you have a thing for palestinian arab women
[tenchoo]
nah, nah, nah i doubt this arab citizen is even palestinian
he looks like apache indian if crack conditioned him
[lego]
see this stupid guy’s trippin’
i hope your family take you on a suicide mission just so you can die with ’em
and you’ve got most of your human rights missin’
how is it acceptable to blow yourself up but to euthanize isn’t?
[round 2: dizaster]
b-tch! suicide mission? you look like you just screwed like five children
and he said i’m not f-ckin’ arabic, what are you talkin’ about?
so i guess we heard the truth we heard it all come out
cause we heard it straight from a horse’s mouth
now if i smacked you in your braids, i would drag your -ss away
then i woke up to him in a pun-ching face
pun ching face? where the f-ck did the “your” go?
even people in london say “your” you f-ckin’ illiterate hobo
and i don’t mean to bring up jokes about horses and sports yo
but if you jumped on his back then both of you h-m-s look like the logo polo
[okwerdz] and these b-tches? toby maguire
[dizaster] seabiscuit
[okwerdz]
and your career is an epic fail just like your last episode of emmerdale
look, i read some of the youtube comments and they said, “lol, tenchoo’s h-lla pale”
and you look like alpha male
b-tch i’ll put you in a bag then a box like zinfandale
the first time the mission failed but now you gettin’ bombed twice like the british rail
[dizaster] he wants to be a ninja so bad…
[okwerdz]
…that he changed his name to tenchoo mc
but f-ggot you’re 7’3″
how f-ckin’ stealth could you be?
you f-cking redwood tree
tryin’ to be the new bruce leroy
and your partner raps with a sheep’s voice
[dizaster]
mmmmaaaaah
now i’m from lebanon so you know i’ve seen sheeps a lot
but for some odd reason this sheep seems to speak a lot
and on the real you wanna be asian so bad you’d eat your own dog
then you went home and hung up a poster of ghost dog
these rap jokes are cl-ssified
i’ll eat both of y’all even if i have no appet-te
slash throats, and he’ll cry
jab throats, smash his eye
-sshole, f-ggot die
afro samurai
yo this f-ggot wants to be asian so bad inside
he goes to sleep hoping he wakes up with slanted eyes
he gets mad when he’s in math cl-ss and he can’t divide
cause he can’t help to bring out his blacker side
i bet when you practice, i bet when you prepare for your actual fights
you light incense and candle lights
try to summon the spirit of the dragons of the afterlife
while you go on facebook and press the like b-tton on everything that tantrum writes
while he’s standing on a bag of rice
and that all happens to rhyme with adam bright
f-ggot please
you tell b-tches that you’re “blackanese”
and use knee pads to cover up your ashy knees
i mean look at you
you gotta be kidding yourself
i bet at home you got a rush hour dvd that sits on the shelf
and on the cover he cut out chris tucker and replaced it with a picture of himself
bruv, tenchoo is all about discipline, fitness and health
first day of karate cl-ss they already wanted to promote him and give him the belt
but they told him he wasn’t black enough to a ninja himself
[okwerdz]
and you’re a f-ckin’ groupie, everybody knows it’s quite known
i bet the song on his iphone is a song from maestro
you probably have a sticker on the back door of your rav4
that says, “i love justin task force”
see, we’re the prize for you two winning rap wars
so just remember this is the -ss whipping that you asked for
listen, and i will punch these b-st-rds
drop ’em off in hong kong with some kung-fu masters
in a shirt that says, “i love dizaster”
[dizaster]
now you wanna diss me for being arabic
i’m the king of racial disses, so if you racial diss me you better be unique
i can talk about how you ain’t fully black but i ain’t gonna get into all of that cause it’s too deep
you so b-tt hurt about being a mixed race that you lose sleep
you can’t slam dunk, jump or shoot 3’s
i bet you celebrate black history month for two weeks
i heard your mixtape, you think tenchoo rhymes sick
til i hit him with a muay thai kick to his rib cage
i’ll take a swiss made switchblade to your b-tch made french braids
then give you a quick fade
you’ll have to change your nickname to brit’ swave
f-ck king solomon i’m king james
the don king like ving rhames
slap your prom queen i’m rick james
it’s an odd breed i’ve been strange
leave your mom’s sheets with p-ss stains
let your broad leave from d-ck pain
then drop her off in bl–dy clothes on the wrong street with a crip gang
and then have the pikes stomp her to the concrete of brick lane
all because these two f-ggots wanted someone who is top tier with a big name
[okwerdz]
listen, this motherf-cker thinks he’s rapping insane
but all your horse reb-ttals and tall reb-ttals sound exactly the same
“go look in the mirror there”
but you know what? we need to k!ll this sh-t while we out here in your country
so just to throw it in to get some reaction, f-ck it, spruggey!
[round 2: lego]
now f-ck this lebanese maggot
this the first time i’ve seen a special needs f-ggot in a leather sleeve jacket
i’ll leave your head impaled
dizaster only hates on emmerdale cause none of ’em sleep on a bed of nails
[tenchoo]
“the mirror’s over there” i never expected that
b-tch if you did turn around you would see the reflection crack
that’s right, admit it’s true
and you tried to call me “tenchoo”
bruv, your mom’s the one who wears a ninja suit
[lego]
and this f-ggot used to be pretty fat
but now he’s a skinny tw-t so how did he get rid of that?
well the gym has had him swimmin’ fast and sprintin’ laps in fitness cl-ss
by lurin’ him ’round with chicken wraps and shish kabobs
[tenchoo]
nah, nah amazingly he became a slimmer cat
but that wasn’t chasin’ shish kabobs he was lured by a piece of string with a d-ck attached
yo seriously, you need to step out of our area place
you are the ugliest member of the aryan race by having a f-cked up barbarian face
[lego]
see this clown sucks b-lls
after seeing his head the ones on mt. rushmore now look small
he’s abnormally round and [?] about
it looks like he’s got hey arnold’s head caught in his mouth
[tenchoo]
on the real man you’ve got a big head
i have never seen one as m-ssive as that
you look like a human body with a planet attached
and his whole life’s been one long balancin’ act
so don’t think for a minute you can come to england and conquer land
just because your necks the next reliable candidate for the world’s strongest man
[lego]
so f-ck these square tw-ts and their prepared raps
i’ll f-ckin’ put a bear trap on your prayer mat
and what the f-ck is with the size of that dome?
mate them eyes are so close it’s like they’re tryin’ to spy on your nose
[tenchoo]
yo i’ma victimize this b-tch tonight
his frickin’ head is so big and wide that every mental disease could fit inside
f-ck you and your ridiculous video blogs
yo this pr-ck has literally got a head as big as the wizard of oz
[lego]
c’mon dizaster, oh no, you’re a man with no notes, quit actin’ so tough
this arab bloke loves aladdin so much he started self harmin’ when him and jasmine broke up
[tenchoo]
now he claims to be hard but he’s been blatantly g-y from the start
cause whenever diz’ bends down to pray to allah he examines the shape of his -ss
seriously, yo now’s the perfect time to tell you none of your verses shine
all you do is pile a 139 words that rhyme and end it off with a controversial line
[lego]
and f-ck your pathetic life
you would sell your wife for any price just to get a new bed of spikes
stick to makin’ bombs and i find it insanely wrong how you ride camels in more ways than one
[tenchoo]
now, now, now i don’t really give a flyin’ f-ck what this f-ggot thinks
he only teamed up with a camel cause he needs one to carry him
and what? you wanna yell like you’re aggressive yeah like you’re some heavy bread
your uni-brow has got so much excessive hair that a pterodactyl can nest in there
[lego]
yo and me and tenchoo were gettin’ darker than jeffrey dahlmer
check it out it’s [?] wrestling partner
he loves it more than anything else
he puts on wrestling belts and watches h-ll in the cell as he caresses himself
[tenchoo]
yo, you are a wrestler f-ggot, it’s about time you admit it’s true
but his head is so big and huge he puts pillows through submission moves
[round 3: dizaster]
yo i got one reb-ttal for all that arabic sh-t
f-ck you you white person
ain’t n-body puttin’ nothin’ in those submission moves
you said my mom wears a ninja suit
you’re just mad bruv’ cause you didn’t get one too
[okwerdz]
and he didn’t get the shoes
[dizaster]
now you wanna know what i think about this whole don’t flop event?
there’s too many men, too many many men, too many many men
we need some more girls in here (f-ggot!)
we need some more girls in here (f-ggot!)
we need some more girls in here (f-ggot!)
now it’s only 55 pounds for a bottle but he doesn’t want to buy one
and he’s lookin’ for a girl but he just can’t find one
everybody get down to the rhythm
tenchoo’s known for being a backstabber so he broke up with him
like whiley you’re partnered up with someone else cause he can never be a woman
[okwerdz]
and we from the us so listen
this is an exhibition
i know we mad rude with a bunch of bad dudes and we like our fast food with extra fixins
and there ain’t nothin’ against the british but i hate the f-ckin’ metric system
i’d rather measure inches
and drivin’ on the f-ckin’ left is for b-tches
[dizaster]
tenchoo, i’ll leave your neck with st-tches
lego you do tenchoo’s dishes
i seen your motherf-ckin’ b-tch’s pictures on facebook and that heifer’s vicious
yo we came down from manchester
[okwerdz]
and we came on the coach
[dizaster]
last rugby game you had
[okwerdz]
he came on the coach
[dizaster]
now if you didn’t drink and smoke you’d be one h-ll of an angry bloke
we seen your girl rachael mate, her face is gross
she looks like the person slimer from ghostbusters before he became a ghost
you can laugh cause there’s no respondin’
your girl looks like boris johnson
so how does it feel to know you’re datin’ the london mayor?
just kiddin’ y’all, after i crush him she’s gonna f-ck me later
just kidding again, i’m not a chubby chaser and i don’t f-ck rugby players
now when we came down from london we were unprepared
until i found out he was having a love affair with a hungry f-ckin’ gummy bear
sh-t stains on the back of her underwear
[okwerdz]
man i double dare-
[dizaster]
what? what? talk about how her stomach in summer wear
makes her look like a chunky pear?
if she ever got locked up you’d see that c-nt get scared
she wouldn’t last more than a month in there
not being able to smuggle in her f-ckin’ lunchables and her tupperware
just kidding again, she got locked up and she loved it there
the worst punishment she got is when they made her walk up the stairs
and she walked back down like, “this isn’t f-ckin’ fair!
i wish i was at home with him braiding up his hair!”
even if she cried to death i wouldn’t f-ckin’ care
she’s about as r-t-rded as you when you headb-tt the air
what the f-ck are you tryin’ to do tenchoo? there’s nothing there!
[okwerdz]
and we’ve all seen emmerdale so we did you bring her here to mingle?
and we know she’s a rapper but you’ll never release a single
cause she looks like lisa dingle
and you put out your personal info so now we have to f-ckin’ k!ll you
i swear to god she looks like rumpelstiltskin
plus she has uncle phil’s chin
i swear to god you would have some ugly children
[dizaster]
i know you guys ain’t reactin’ because this sh-t is pretty cold
but all jokes aside your girl looks like chucky’s bride if she wasn’t so f-ckin’ wide
if she doesn’t have you she’ll always have cupcakes on her side
i seen a f-ckin’ kitchen rachael, the pictures of a hundred pies
which explains her love for guys that wouldn’t judge her by her stomach size
she got hungry hippo under thighs like she’s wearing a big pun disguise
she’s so fat she has chubby eyes
just kidding y’all everything is gonna be okay
we didn’t even write for her, these were just the leftover bars for o’shea
we love you rachael
[okwerdz]
the only reason you’re into rachael is because she’s interracial
you f-ck her on the picnic table
[dizaster]
now let’s see if this pitiful guy’s able get him to sign to a f-ckin’ indie design label
i’d rather quit and resign than be a b-tch on some guy’s payroll
i’ll take your wife and tie her to the side of a miniature size table
then i’ll get her to try -n-l
[okwerdz]
but enough of her
see i f-ck with eurgh, respect ba, possessed because he’s tough
but the rest of these geek’s suck
i’ll f-ck professor green up!
yeah b-tch, yeah i’m really stylin’
roll up in .50 cal’ him while he’s with lily allen
[round 3: tenchoo]
you diss me about the way my head moves bruv, you do exactly the same thing
ayo cruger, i found the other f-ckin’ crey twin
[lego]
yo he mentioned lisa dingle and it was very great
it’s funny mention her cause he’s the b-tch that’s gettin’ raped
and this f-ggot is dumb
give them dog tags back to your mum and tell her to quit sh-ggin’ her son
[tenchoo]
now seriously yeah, this guy’s f-ckin’ head
his head is a clone of the millennium dome
on the real bruv if you ever been told
you ain’t that f-ckin’ successfully known
you’re f-ckin’ on t-rex’s….erected bone
[lego]
i bet your dad has got a million lovers
and every minute you wonder, “of all these women, which is my mother?”
so you best take advice you won’t get laid at night
when everyone knows you got a bed made of spikes
[tenchoo]
wait a minute, yo did you just say he’s got a bed of spikes?
well i f-ckin’ pray that his arranged marriage is to a heavy wife
and to be honest man i wholeheartedly do not respect this dude
yo you say that you don’t go for rugby player b-tches, there’s one next to you
[lego]
yo you’ll never see him take a plane and land it
i’ll have you feelin’ pain and anguish
when i have you take advantage of a bacon sandwich
f-ck your pathetic life
he’s a terrorist so whenever dizaster strikes he ends up in the afterlife
[tenchoo]
now check it out, every clash yeah you display that same old panorama
“i’ll put on a balaclava like alibaba and stab your father with a jagged part of [?]”
you sound like a tw-t dizaster
and i know that you’re a suicidal islamic martyr
for chosin’ this f-ggot as your battle partner
[lego]
you don’t battle rap amazin’
you can find this angry w-nker standin’ at a taxi station as he has his camel waitin’
f-ck this arab cancer patient
i will smash dizaster’s face in with a wrap a [?] bacon screamin’ “as-salamu alayk-m!”
[tenchoo]
and now a days the standard’s sicker
so you ain’t gon’ win with that random filler
now go back to your d-mn shanty villa and bathe your family in the ganges river
every time you see this guy rhyme, this c-nt is angry
the only reason he’s come to clash me
is cause on the way here i tried to bunk his taxi
[lego]
and i swear i saw dizaster on his travels
practicin’ for battle as he’s rappin’ to his camel
so f-ck this arab lore
this f-ggot won’t sh-g a wh-r- unless her f-nny hole resembles a camel toe
[tenchoo]
and you’re the type of redneck wanna be smack guy who i can’t respect
you can easily twist marley’s dreads out of the eyebrows on dizaster’s head
yo, in the beginning salar got wrecked
and then hindu felt the wrath of death
and now dizaster steps? c’mon eurgh, is osama next?
i surprised i ain’t battled his father yet
[lego]
see this terrorist from lebanon is not a clever one
he tried to send a letter bomb to the pentagon but the address was wrong
and okwerdz like to wrestle in a leather thong playin’ his entrance song screamin’ “let’s get it on!”
[tenchoo]
yo and this guy man, he’s a f-ckin’ blatant queer
he didn’t get the address wrong to the pentagon because his neighbor here
ya head
[lego]
yo i hope you get stopped by the cops when you’re robbin’ a shop
and instead of takin’ ya hand they chop off your c-ck
and if you didn’t know this bloke is a camel breeder
which would explain why most of them have his features
[tenchoo]
and tenchoo’s about to come in and really speak it with the ill flow
if they chopped off his c-ck…he would keep it as a d-ld-
seriously, i’ll kick ya f-ckin’ -ss and make you run a hundred yards
i ain’t seen his face since i was young lookin’ at a box of lucky charms
[lego]
yo i’ll put [?] in a coma
your head’s larger than boulders
ya got the death star on ya shoulders
and i swear dizaster’s r-t-rded
i hope your magical carpet happens to get clamped when you park it
[tenchoo]
and you know what? i hope you get a m-ssive fine too ya wack rookie
it’s ironic you ride carpet but ain’t never had p-ssy
someone really needs to tell mowgli’s mom that the party’s over
i really do pity this b-st-rd’s shoulders for having to hold up for [?]
[lego]
see you’re like the frankenstein version of [?]
i hope this f-ggot finds some ham inside the next kebab he buys
i’ll p-ss on the sands of time
i bet you fantasize over arab guys with jasmine’s eyes and gandhi’s thighs
[tenchoo]
and seriously f-ggot you ain’t a hazardous freestyler
if you shaved your head b-tch you’d look like sagat from street fighter
[lego]
yo i’m not kiddin’ his missus is quite fine
but the only compliment i could give her was, “nice eyes”
and trust me she’ll get beat in a fight
i’ll give her two black eyes and you won’t see her at night
[tenchoo]
yo, now f-ck this babblin’ lanky, theatrical gandhi
the only reason he’s even actin’ all angry is to slyly try and distract the fact he’s a pansy
yo, and in the wrc’s, he didn’t have a dramatic effect
he spat average lines that were average at best
but then tried to blame syanide for his lack of success
and you know what?
it’s funny how now a days you ain’t on syanide’s d-ck
cause you found out he had the more explosive dynamite stick
it’s over man, that’s it
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