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don't flop - soul khan vs sensa lyrics

[round 1: soul khan]
see i ain’t even here to prove who spits harder
i’m just here to introduce these kids to their real father
see me and his ho f-cked and i ain’t ask very hard
i gave her the whole nut like a cadbury bar
and this was a long time ago before she was pregnant with kids
cause now she just looks like sensa with a wig
why is sensa with that pig? she’s a beaten ragged b-tch
either he’s a m-s-ch-st or a secret fan of d-cks
i know she hasn’t forgotten when i was shagging her rotten
now she don’t have any options except for anthony cotton
so go back to coronation street before i have to break your teeth
i wrote this shit last night, you’ve been dreaming of this day for weeks
you’re a chip away from me only clowning on your weight
it’s funny even with deffinition you still look out of shape
now is the mental picture chicks could climax to?
i mean england tried to drop a pound, why can’t you?
go ahead and say something about my country that’s never been said before
i didn’t vote for bush and i marched against the war
claim i’m ignorant then i caught you lying sensa
cause i got a bachelor’s degree and i qualified for mensa
my politics are progressive i’m not your typical american
norwich is run by torry so i’m more liberal in comparison
i heard that every dude in norwich gets a bit of an inheritance
for sensa it was the remnants of his b-tch’s fizzled marriages
when i beat rich with one flip it drove this guy berserk
cause to win you had to put in ten times the work
so whether i win or i get jerked afterwards
he’ll be like, “soul khan. could you please sign my shirt?”
and y’all know this next line but i’ma flip it how y’all accustomed to
i’m soul khan you blood twat, who the f-ck are you!?

[round 1: sensa]
he said anthony cotton when he was rhyming to sens’
looks like you couldn’t find a right cotton yamaka for the size of your head
now me and soul khan’s friendship really ain’t too good
we can argue, shout, throw a few hooks
we’d really be at each other’s throats, well…you would
see i could clothesline that little blob of a head from
off of your head you’re
so small if i stand back and clock you again i
feel like i’m looking down the opposite end of binocular lens
now i’ve never tried to open the door to see what being religious uncovers
but i did feel like a blasphemer jew when i f-cked your pig of a mother
i’ll kidnap her, put her through a test to see if she has the faith
i’ll tie her hands up then partially wrap her face, decapitate
and place a m-ssive plate of garment steak under her nose and see if she salivates
he never had no mates
bullies punched him leaving gl-ss in his eyes
he was a debate team member where he’d argue for pride
when you look like that girlfriends are harder to find
see he’s happy that now he bars all the time
because he failed at every other part of his life
but he does have some music videos
so for research i tried watching them
one is him in a basement shouting, “lick my nuts” “suck my d-ck”
with no chicks and lots of men
i mean come on soul khan you know your video’s proper bent
when it’s more of a sausage fest then this don’t flop event
let’s not pretend
the fact is he follows judaism
but a couple of things have really made me review it
i mean you have no long grey beard and if you did you’d look stupid
plus you’d never wear a yamaka, i’ll just say that he’s jew…ish
so f-ck you for being [?] gl-sses to the battling scene
this motherf-cker is as nerdy as you can be
cause he carries the steez of woody allen and mr. bean and ugly betty is the shag of his dreams

[round 2: soul khan]
he said my yamaka quote unquote doesn’t fit on top of my head
i blame you cause i bought it from you at your job at next
that big -ss forehead could fill a sky that’s clear
people see it and are like, “d-mn. i ain’t know they built an imax here.”
i know you had a similar line in your final doubles match
but, well f-ck the next line your wife is f-cking fat
tenchoo called him a bigot he’ll deny it now that khan is here
but i think now i know where prince harry got his n-z- gear
see, to me you’re bottom tier or maybe just less good
you ride d-cks of yanks so much i thought you were tim westwood
try that 1812 shit you even come and try approach my sh-r-
i’ll slit your throat then hang you up by your disconnected vocal cords
you work at next yeah that’s supposed to be a clothing store
then way in god’s name do you always look so homeless for?
it’s always dirty football jerseys and jumpers for athletics
knowing d-mn well you do nothing that’s athletic
i guess you f-cked up and got a scag with bad credit
shit i’m battling fox next month, me and wack rappers are magnetic
see everyday you try to aim and match my past and future methods
but you sweat simply thinking of my wrath and ruthless vengeance
if you plot yourself a course i’ll reach that latitude in seconds
and i just showed i’m better spoken in the language you invented
my resume’s the best, we hardly adjacent
i respect/respekt b.a. and zest not they garbage replacement
if i lived around here i’d roll with yardies that waste men
while he’s in soho chilling with the batty’s waist men
i’ll dump your carc-ss in covered gardens and teach your harlot what rape is
your boy got a real deal well now you gonna die trying to bargain with satan
and you got diz’ too? well that shit will just be priceless
we’re gonna leave you lifeless for trying to intervene in the middle eastern crisis
y’all know i wear these gl-sses cause my vision sense is damaged
but i don’t need a pair of these for me to sense a/sensa f-ggot

[round 2: sensa]
yo f-ck soul khan he’s a guy who knows f-ggots
he said i sweat, look at the size of those patches
at school the nearest he came to pussy was watching gymnastics
and even now soul khan makes the in-betweeners look like chick magnets
it’s tragic, girl’s say when he’s in the bed he’s never been the best
he c-m’s quick they call him american express
i’m betting that you stress
it don’t take much for him getting a b-n-r
he’d even eat his own mom’s pussy if someone said it was kosher
now how we gonna believe you’re taking over the globe khan
when not a single record shop in england has ever sold khan
i saw you choked against porich where you forgot your own bars
i can say i deserved to win against rich whereas soul can’t
and when you choked in that battle you failed the memory test
but you still won i guess luck was on your side like professor’s green’s neck
now ask your ancestors, they know about 50 people being forced to live in a house
bomb threats, pinning ’em down
armies rolling through unloading the clips and the rounds
murdering entire villages and innocent towns
i’m talking about the n-z-s, right?
wrong! that’s what his people are doing to palestinians now!
so don’t act like jews are the only victims around
that part of your persona has been ripped apart
i’m betting there’s a picture of a dead palestinian on the back of your [?] card
see he got played on hot 97 now he thinks he’s becoming big
against qp he said, “who the f-ck am i?!” like a stuck up prick
well 97% of hot 97 fm’s listeners were thinking, “who the f-ck is this?!”
you want conceited so bad you would suck his d-ck
that battle’s never gonna happen but it’s obvious you’re still on his f-cking nuts bruv
i’ll pikachu (peek at you) and blast toys, haaahn!
that’s as close as you’re gonna get now shut the f-ck up
and i should’ve worn a borat disguise for when you battled me
so i could get away with saying, “throw the jew down the well
so my country can be free. so my country can be free.”
f-ggot

[round 3: soul khan]
now on youtube i saw this wack little video of you angrily spitting flows
i couldn’t tell if you were rapping or just p-ssing a kidney stone
see i took over new york with an incredible rap crew
while you were at home in norwich developing man b–bs
every day your wife gone and leaves this chump at home
he’s on x-box playing black ops until the sun is low
his children come in and ask for food in a hungry tone
and he’s like, “shut up you little c-nts i’m in the f-cking zone!”
your complexion suggests you only go out on days in december
forget death your alb-m should be called “faces of sensa”
it’s apparent that your parents had a crazy agenda
it’s look like they threw out the baby and raised a placenta
i went on your facebook and i ain’t seen you talking shit with your buddies
all i saw was you soliciting money for my trip to your country
i paid for my trip up front, i ain’t need your division to fund me
but eur’ knows i’m worth more than any b-tch that confronts me
and eur’ remember when i asked you for someone better at rhyming?
you said, “sensa begged me for this match”, right? with his feminine whining
so our football pads have protective pads
you call, you so dirt and mad that
sensa also wears protective pads they’re called tampax
now per the stereotype you might talk about how soul is cheap
but i just dropped a cl-ssic alb-m y’all can download for free
soulkhan.com by the way
my songs move hearts and minds while other dude’s pretend ta
you’re a rapper, right? where’s your music sense a/sensa?
see my shit’s been on bbc, mtv more recently
if this city is a culture when they gonna leave the keys to me?
i ain’t here to debate who’s bars are fresher
my crew’s co-signed by dj premier and large professor
and i got fans like royce da 5’9″
you got fans like troy the white guy
so i don’t really care if this shit gets proper views
motherf-ck a battle rap i am more hip hop than you!

[round 3: sensa]
now he’s invented a special dance when you never need to reach your toes
it’s just head, shoulders, knees and nose, knees and nose
but he wishes he could go
cause his height has him feeling like an insignificant kid
you’re like every bad boy rapper in the 90’s cause you always wished you were big
and upon seeing him, calling him big headed seems a little bit dumb
how the f-ck would you make your gl-sses fit if your real head was half as big as your egotistical one?
as soon as this has begun you can sense the arrogance of this jewish guy
cause he’s full of himself like a cannibalistic suicide
the front page of his bible reads…and i quote, “anne frank’s diary”
the jews evolution is clearly involved a size decrease
to help their hiding survival needs
the fraud of 9/11, oil a pride possession
the world wide recession
all reasons why the government of the united states is hated
more reasons why soul khan’s a piece of shit cause the government of the united states pay his wages
he’s on internal affairs, ensure all police procedures are legit
and i’ll admit it must be hard to shit
when the officers in your precinct call you “sargent snitch”
and now you think you’re down cause you got some bars to spit
when he heard he was doing url he was hoping he was coding java script
let me guess your motto is
“make a mistake you gotta pay the price
cause snitching ain’t just a job it’s a way of life.”
if the police paid him right your [?] take all the powder from the streets
your intro music should be, “whoop whoop that’s the sound of the police
whoop whoop that’s the sound of the police.”
so new yorker’s are you [?] on?
you’re looking at the motherf-cker who snitched on hollow da don
and on the outside he looks like a mole and you know that he is blind
so it’s ironic when he gets to work he’s the mole on the inside
that’s it, i’m done talking to this b-st-rd
the battle was only arranged three days ago but f-ck you you’re just warm up for dizaster

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