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dos gringos - heat's not gay lyrics

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yeah, i’d like to send this song out to our buddy heat
we really hope this makes up for all the trouble

we wrote a song on our first cd
you may know it, it was “hltc”
and now everyone thinks heat is g-y

we took his life, and we put it in a gl-ss bowl
everybody asks, “is he an -ssh0l-?”
and we’re here to say, “no! he’s ok”

the lyrics ain’t exactly socrates or plato
but they love this sh-t all over nato
and the europeans think that heat is g-y

they love to sing a song down in australia
thinkin’ heat loves the male genitalia
but we’re here to say, “no! he’s not g-y”

you can hear this song in africa while on safari
woah, heat! we’re so f-ckin’ sorry
and now everyone thinks you are g-y

we get asked a lot of questions; the one that we most hear:
“well is he funny ‘ha-ha’? or is he funny queer?”
well heat is our buddy; let’s make this crystal clear
there ain’t a better dude, with whom to share a beer

he’s from chicago, a loyal cubs fan
in my book that makes him a good man
and i’m here to say that he’s not g-y

we’re not sayin’ that it’s either right or wrong
we don’t wanna be judgmental; the whole point of the song
is to just state the facts that heat’s not g-y

now my hasidic jew friends, what would they say?
(i was just kidding! heat’s not g-y!)
and old chris walken, what would he say?
(guys, i gotta tell ya, the boy’s not g-y)

so there you go! it was just an inside joke
let’s just drop this whole thing and leave poor heat alone

yeah, but it was pretty fun while it lasted, right heat?

- dos gringos lyrics

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