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double-barrel vasectomy - beaten to death with a rubber mallet lyrics

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i drag his body into the back of my van
bound by coils of tightly nit ropes
the van was scrubbed down to the nut
masking the recent scent of fleshly decomp

i’ve done everything in the book
from dulled hatchets to meat hooks
tonight’s weapon is unconventional
but it’s charm is exceptional

i set him down upon the rustic floor
he begins to awaken, stirring in place
i pull out a rubber mallet from my tool chest
and begin to beat him into submission

he convulses and screams as he is struck
this won’t be quick, but why ever rush it?
my enjoyment is from suffering, not efficiency
but worry not, death is coming soon to you

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