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doug anthony allstars - oprah lyrics

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[tim spoken: we’re talking to a blind, crippled woman with a hairy back who claims to be michael jackson’s only secret friend. we’ll take a break and be back in three. one, two, three]

phil donauhe, we love you
sally jessie raphael the southern belle is oh, so swell
but oh for a gun, oh for a gun
oh for a gun just to k!ll, k!ll, k!ll, k!ll
oh for a gun, oh for a gun
oh for a gun just to k!ll oprah winfrey

[tim spoken: “go for it! go for it! be yourself! usa!”]

[paul spoken: “woah! hi, my name is carolina north. i’m from north carolina!”]

[tim spoken: “be yourself!”]

[paul spoken: “i don’t know how many of you people know this, but even as i speak i am being sodomised by a ghost. ahh!”]

[tim spoken: “hey! let her finish!”]

[paul spoken: “uh, in my previous existence i was queen nefert-ti of egypt”]

[tim spoken: “oh! me too! me too!”]

[paul spoken: “and at the moment i’m a member of the latter day channelers. mmmmmmmmm]

and i’d just like to say
there ought to be a law against you shooting off your mouth
i don’t invite you in, but you still get into my house
you’ve got the world upon your shoulders
and a weight upon your mind
tell you something oprah winfrey
there’s more weight on your be—

oh for a gun, oh for a gun
oh for a gun just to k!ll, k!ll, k!ll, k!ll
oh for a gun, oh for a gun
oh for a gun just to k!ll oprah winfrey

[tim spoken: oprah winfrey is the fattest most powerful woman on the planet earth. it takes the entire guano c-n-l and three kansas wheat belts to feed oprah every day. oprah winfrey, you are the gross national product]

i’ll get my guns and ammo
cruise down to l.a
ask you for your autograph
and blow you away
(blam! blam! blam!)

when the cops pick me up and take me to the station
i’ll tell them very simply that i did it for the nation
and there’s a reason for my plan
something that they do not know
the silver story of my life
and guest star on geraldo
oprah
oprah
i want to turn you off



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