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doug anthony allstars - summer lovin' lyrics

[paul spoken: shut up]

[richard spoken: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit!]

summer lovin’, had me a blast
summer lovin’ happened so fast
i met a girl, crazy for me
i met this girl, cute as can be
summer sun, something’s begun
but, ah
all those summer nights

well-a, well-a, well-a, huh
tell me more, tell me more
was it love at first sight?
tell me more, tell me more
did she put up a fight?
uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh (yeah)

we went bowling in the arcade
and we went strolling, and we drank lemonade
we made out under the docks
and we stayed up ’til 12 o’clock (what?)
summer fling don’t mean a thing
but oh all those summer nights

uh well-a, well-a, well-a, huh
tell me more, tell me more
did it work out alright?
tell me more, tell me more
yeah, i brought her tonight!

[paul spoken: oh thank god for that i was getting a bit concerned there⁠—]

[tim spoken: yeah, me too]

[paul spoken: about your girlfriend and my girlfriend, and uh—]

[tim spoken: well, what does your girlfriend look like?]

[paul spoken: aw, she’s absolutely beautiful, mate. and just by coincidence she’s sitting right down in the very f-ckin’ front row]

[tim spoken: aw, lovely]

[paul spoken: isn’t that lucky? she’s got, um, i s’pose you’d call it a recessive gene, because she’s got red hair, a slight sort of freckly blushed look around the cheeks, there. that people with recessive genes do have. and she’s wearing a sort of a holly hobby-ish sort of number, with her arms sort of crossed across it. i think its one of those sort of sad, cheap dresses, about $5.99 from, uh, you know, from topman, good lad. and the shoes are a rather plain, slip on sort of variety, rather inexpensive again]

[tim spoken: well, that’s weird, where’s she sitting paul?]

[paul spoken: where’s your girlfriend sitting, cause mines right there—]

[tim spoken: my one’s right there—]

[paul spoken: with the funny f-cking red hair and the little, that’s my f-cking girlfriend!]

[tim spoken: oh yeah, that’s my girlfriend!]

[paul spoken: that’s my girlfriend there!]

[tim spoken: no way paul! hi darlin’, how are ya? its great to see ya, how are ya? it’s my f-cking girlfriend, paul]

[paul spoken: that’s my f-cking girlfriend!]

[tim spoken: no way, no way paul. no, no, no no]

[paul spoken: don’t f-cking do that. wh⁠— this is my little lady lee, we’ve being going out now for about the last 25 years. lee and i, well it’s very… w⁠— i suppose it’s been a very, sorta, f-ckin’ s-xual relationship, over the whole time we come to edinburgh because every time she turns up we just have s-x for hours and hours and hours. about six and a half months ago we went to the garden of eden caravan park in australia. i don’t know how many of you people know it, but a f-cking beautiful spot. we went down to the surf and made love in the surf, and i got tangled in a big m-ss of seaweed, got green stains all around my groin]

⁠[richard spoken: no, no, no, no]

[tim spoken: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!]

[paul spoken: made me look like i had gangrene actually, my p-n-s fell off to one side it was all po⁠—]

[tim spoken: her name. her name is not janey, it’s lee. lee talk to me. talk to me. talk to me. wow, you smell great, is that deep heat?]

⁠[richard spoken: no, no, no, no]

[paul spoken: that’s not janet, its f-ckin’ lee!]

⁠[richard spoken: no, that’s curtis]

[tim spoken: what?]

⁠[richard spoken: that’s curtis, he’s my uncle!]

[tim spoken: what?]

⁠[richard spoken: he used to play on the team with me]

[tim spoken: janey!]

[paul spoken: lee!]

⁠[richard spoken: curtis!]

⁠[tim spoken: eh?]

[paul spoken: oh, f-ck off! okay?]

[tim spoken: what a joke!]

[paul spoken: that’s a f-ckin’ big joke. oh, f-ck youse all]

[tim spoken: we spent six months work shopping that joke with a lesbian finger puppet theatre company]

[paul spoken: they were a fantastic lesbian finger puppet theatre company they were getting lot of arts grant money in australia. they were called ‘judy and judy’]

[tim spoken: they’re it the fringe right now doing a show now called ‘punch and face the consequences’]

it turned colder
that’s where it ends
(b-tch, reow!)
so we told him (her)
we’d still be friends

[paul spoken: no wait. no i can’t, i can’t be friends with that woman. i mean she psychotic, it’s like having⁠— it’s like having the f-ckin’ flying nun in the audience. sybil, sybil how are ya? i mean look at her tim, it looks like five people f-ckin’ dressed her tonight, she’s a schizophrenic]

⁠[tim spoken: i can forgive her no matter what she’s done, paul]

[paul spoken: yeah? well if you can forgive her, you’re a bigger man than i am. you probably know that’s true now, too]

[tim spoken: what? …what?]

but oh
those summer
nigh⁠—

[tim spoken: thank you]

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