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doug anthony allstars - there is nothing like a dame lyrics

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[tim spoken: hop, hop! hop, hop! hop, hop! a perfect ten!]

we’ve got sunlight on the sand
we’ve got moonlight on the sea
we’ve got mangoes and bananas
you can pick right off a tree

we’ve got volleyball, ping pong
a lot of fancy games
what ain’t we got? we ain’t got dames

there is nothing like a dame
nothing in the world
there is nothing you can name
that is anything like a dame

we feel restless we feel blue
we feel lonely and in grief
we feel every kind of feeling
but the feeling of relief
hungry as the wolf
that when he… red riding hood
what don’t we feel? we don’t feel good

[paul spoken: right now, ladies and gentlemen, we’d like to present: the esther williams dry land dance troupe with their version of ice-capades!]

there are no books like a dame
and nothing looks like a dame
there are no drinks like a dame
and nothing thinks like a dame
nothing acts like a dame
or attracts like a dame
there ain’t a thing that’s wrong with any man here
that can’t be cured by putting him near
a girly, womanly, female, feminine, dame

nothin’ else is built the same
nothing in the world
has a soft and wavy frame
like the silhouette of a dame
a girly, womanly, female, feminine—

[paul spoken: is this s-xist?]

[tim spoken: no it’s beer, mate]

dame!
like a dame!

[tim spoken: we’re the doug anthony allstars, thank you! good night, britain!]

[audience spoken: allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars! allstars!]

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