doug anthony allstars - wimmin lyrics
[richard spoken: ladies and gentlemen, tim ferguson presents: wimmin’s literature corner!]
[tim spoken: thank-you very much sisters. i have here in my hand one of the greatest pieces of feminist literature of the 20th century. this is a poem written by doctor sarah burns, australia’s leading feminist writer. at the moment she is in greenham common protesting… against plastic furniture or something, i’m not sure. this poem is ent-tled “oh lesbian, oh mother” it is a powerful incisive work from a woman with powerful incisors. i read to you this evening with pride because it is written by wimmin, for wimmin, about wimmin and tonight i read it to you my friends, as a woman. i am a woman, i am a woman. i’m proud to be a woman. i am a woman trapped in the body of an incredibly good-looking man. i must say i’m very pleased that so many wimmin are finally getting onto the wimmins literature bandwagon: naomi wolf, andrea dworkin, emilio estevez, martin sheen… the list just does go on, and on
“oh lesbian, oh mother” by doctor sarah burns:
“if i ‘aksed’ all the wimmin in the world what it was to be a lesbi-uh-huh they would be silent, oh mother. and yet, if i ‘aksed’ all the min in the—”
sorry, “min” is the derivative of “wimmin”. right on, sisters
“all the min in the world what it was to be a lesbi-uh-huh-un, they would speak their small, dark, and vicious minds for an eternity”
well. you can see she’s a sh-t poet. come on, the politics override any faults in the writing. i will continue:
“oh, man. oh, male. oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!
virile vulvic pole-vaulter
creamy, contorted control tower
penetrating the pink puffy clouds of all wimmin
oh, man. oh, male. oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!
ramrod frothing spring roll
dipping, dunking, drooping into the soy sauce bowl of all sisters
to create a sweet and sour pork
oh, man. oh, male—
i won’t be stopped guardian readers!
oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!
siamese eyed invader, cake decorator
squidging, squirting, splodging the cheap white carbohydrates
upon the women’s lemon meringue sponge
no, actually, make that black forest…
oh, man. oh, male. oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!
i reject thee. i reject thee. i reject thee… thrice
oh, man. oh, male. oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!
feculent fist thrust cruelly within the mother earth glove puppet”
“h-llo judy! h-llo judy!”
“front end loader. mining, scr-ping, hating, defiling
filling the unwilling velvet gold mines with splodges and wet wads of baby gravy
oh, man. oh, male—
look at them squirm sisters! look at all the men squirm!
seeing a strong woman on stage, finally
oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!
loathing laden ladle lavishing lots of creamy hairy white sauce
upon the woman’s chicken maryland hairy-land
oh male, you wish to f-ck this body
you wish to f-ck… it… now?
well, thou shalt not
thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not
thou… maybe some
but, thou shalt not… thrice
oh, man. oh, male. oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!
furious frown, invading the loving, understanding, vertical smile of all wimmin
oh, man. oh, male. oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!”
chicken tika!
“single headed dog p-ssing on the fallopian tree
oh, man. oh, male. oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!
pink and purple pajero family wagon
driving around the vulvic cul-de-sac
oh, man. oh, sapien. oh, c-ck!
you total s-xist b-st-rd
get out of our lives!”
thank you, sisters! that’s right, no more mr. nice girl! sisters are doing it to themselves!]
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