down i go - strike it while it's still on my nose lyrics
summoned to present a baby to the font
or that’s what i told him
“just a pinch” i said, but then i took so much more than that
what was she called?
“they named her topsy. a true little lady,” she said
“middle is her name. a little marvel of a girl,”
or that’s what i told him
“they’ve asked for me again, to take a baby to the font,”
so i said
what was she called?
“groove, they named her
a graceless child. the bottom of the barrel.”
b+tter’s finished, all gone, ’cause i ate it. ate thе lot
why’d i have to finish all the b+tter? scoffеd it down
what can i do about this pickle?
maybe i can find a handy scapegoat. a fall guy
one who would eat all this lovely b+tter from our tun
i could blame a tiny little fly
can this far+fetched tale really be true? just a little fly?
there the b+st+rd is, let’s get him now!
lock the door! let’s trap the b+tter thief!
no escape for you, bedevilled fly!
come here so i can smash out your brain
the blasted creature has landed on my nose!
you stay still, husband
i will hit you in the face
here comes your smashed+out brain
strike it while it’s still on my nose!
strike it while it’s still on my nose!
strike it while it’s still on the end of my nose!
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