dr. awkward - formulaic lyrics
[verse 1]
i was sent on a quest to save the seven sages
in five different temples off in far off places
walked the twisted corridors within the woods
reconnected with a spirit from my childhood
then i braved a volcano to save a race
of rock people from a lava dwelling fire snake
then i sank to the depths out in lake hylia
face-to-face with myself and a cursed amoeba
and then things got a bit strange
k!lled a cyclops bongo playing shadow thing
and then i trekked through the desert of the haunted lands
and fought the witches in the temple of the storming sand
the last sheikah, the seventh sage
brought along the return of a familiar face
and after all that adventure i have to say
this whole climax feels a bit cliché
[chorus] x 2
one, bad guy kidnaps a princess
two, princess is kept in a castle
three, hero arrives for the princess
four, turns into big old fiasco
[verse 2]
i mean you’ve got to admit this seems so peculiar
castle, princess
seems all too familiar
blond hair, helpless
pink dress of lace
i know i’ve seen it somewhere
but can’t seem to place it
master of time not a charming prince
sorry for the attitude but this makes no sense
i mean
zelda was a ninja dude
not to mention the triforce of wisdom too
kidnap a princess lock her away
and play an ominous piano like a giant cliché
got master sword and some arrows of light
you finally transform and try to make it a fight
too little too late as any evil will learn
banished to the dark realm with no means of return
[chorus] x 2
one, bad guy kidnaps a princess
two, princess is kept in a castle
three, hero arrives for the princess
four, turns into big old fiasco
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