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dr. big thorne - shat in the tesla lyrics

[verse 1]
cruisin’ down the highway, in my shiny tesla ride
autopilot’s on, i’m chillin’, feelin’ so electrified
ate some tacos from a truck stop, thought i’d be just fine
but my stomach’s doin’ backflips, oh, it’s messin’ with my mind!
[pre+chorus]
the seats are vegan leather, the dashboard’s lookin’ clean
but now i’m sweatin’ bullets, this is worse than any dream!
[chorus]
i shat in the tesla, oh no, what a crime!
the smell’s takin’ over, it’s a stinky paradigm!
elon’s gonna tweet me, say, “you ruined my design!”
i shat in the tesla, now i’m losin’ my mind!
[verse 2]
the touchscreen’s flashin’ warnings, says, “please exit, sir, with haste!”
but i’m stuck in traffic, nowhere to dispose this… waste
the windows won’t roll down, the ac’s on full blast
this futuristic sp+ceship’s now a relic of my past!
[pre+chorus]
the charger’s at the station, but i can’t make it there
the autopilot’s judgin’ me with that cold, robotic stare!
[chorus]
i shat in the tesla, oh no, what a crime!
the smell’s takin’ over, it’s a stinky paradigm!
elon’s gonna tweet me, say, “you ruined my design!”
i shat in the tesla, now i’m losin’ my mind!
[bridge]
oh, the forums on the x app, they’re roastin’ me alive
“tesla guy’s a legend, but his car won’t survive!”
i tried to blame the dog, but there’s no dog in sight
now my model s is trending for all the wrong reasons tonight!
[chorus]
i shat in the tesla, oh no, what a crime!
the smell’s takin’ over, it’s a stinky paradigm!
elon’s gonna tweet me, say, “you ruined my design!”
i shat in the tesla, now i’m losin’ my mind!
[outro]
so if you’re drivin’ fancy, with a tesla that’s brand new
skip that sketchy burrito, or you’ll be in deep… doo+doo
i shat in the tesla, now it’s a cautionary tale
charge it up, but clean it out, or your dreams are gonna fail!

- dr big thorne lyrics

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