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dr. chucklefart - fent dynasty 1 lyrics

[alert]
authorities are seeking information regarding an individual known by the alias “dr. chucklefart”
approximately six feet seven inches tall
wanted for robbing the local s+m+n bank
find this young thug for a reward of nothing

[verse]
i got blood on my neck just like i am charlie kirk
photo of lebron in my hand, yeah, you know i’m about to jerk
worth six hundred milli, you can call me jeffrey epstein
gave this man a denominator of zero, he undefined

[alert]
we have new breaking new about the s+m+n bandit
he is currently on the loose near a femboy café
reporters say that this supposed s+m+n bandit is in the café
we have police on standby

[verse]
gooning is a hobby, yeah, it’s not a bad addiction
i once got it stuck inside a big, thick ass chicken
i once put a pipe bomb straight in my neighbour’s mail
i’m a retired fent dealer, but i still have more for sale
ran into someone’s grandma, her bones just sound like lego bricks
i filled a water filter with just some big ass solid sh+t
i use my neighbours wifi and i once imploded his router
i don’t pay my water bills, cause who really needs to shower
i use mathematics to calculate taxes that i evade
i use science to make explosives, i have a many premade
i think my friend is a furry, he has a tail with a sharp end
if i was a landlord, i would triple everyone’s rent
i’ve expanded my fent empire across my whole country
i’ve worked a low end job and i pocketed h+lla money
i p+ss in shampoo bottles, i call it ‘shamp+ss’
supercell i’m begging y’all, please f+cking nerf prince
[alert]
the s+m+n bandit escaped
it is said he had an accomplice
but we are unsure of the name

- dr chucklefart lyrics

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