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dr demento - i want a hippopotamus for christmas lyrics

i want a hippopotamus for christmas
only a hippopotamus will do
don’t wanna a doll
no d-nky-tinker toy
i want a hippopotamus
to play with and enjoy
i want a hippopotamus for christmas
i don’t think santa claus will mind, do you?
he won’t have to use
a dirty chimney flue
just bring him threw the front door
that’s the easiest thing to do
i can see me now on christmas morning
creeping down the stairs
oh, a joy and what surprise
when i open up my eyes
to see a hippo-hero standing there
i want a hippopotamus for christmas
only a hippopotamus will do
no crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
i only like hippopotamuses
and hippopotamuses like me too
mom says a hippo will eat me up, but then
teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian
there’s lots of room for him
in our two car garage
i’d feed him there, and wash him there, and give him his m-ssage
i can see me now on christmas morning
creeping down the stairs
oh, a joy and what surprise
when i open up my eyes
to see a hippo-hero standing there
i want a hippopotamus for christmas
only a hippopotamus will do
no crocodiles, no rhinoceroseses
i only like hippopotamuseses
and hippopotamuses like me too

- dr demento lyrics

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