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dr. demento & the benny bell orchestra - shaving cream lyrics

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i have a sad story to tell you
it may hurt your feelings a bit
last night i went into my bathroom
and i stepped in a big pile of

shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave everyday and you’ll always look keen

here we are in this fine, yuppie coffee joint
i hate to be picking a nit
but hey dude, i ordered cafe latte supreme
and you brought me a cup full of

shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave everyday and you’ll always look keen

the runningback takes a hand-off from the quarterback
he gets a block-ooh! what a hit!
he’s out in the clear, he’s going all the way
oh! he trips on a big pile of

shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave everyday and you’ll always look keen

i went swimming in the atlantic ocean
i thought that i’d cool off a bit
but, accidentally, i swallowed some water
let me tell you, it tasted like

shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave everyday and you’ll always look keen

our cars make a lot of pollution
makes the air hard to breathe, i’ll admit
but just think if we all still rode horses
all our streets would be knee-deep in

shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave everyday and you’ll always look keen

and now folks, my song, it is ended
i think it is time i should quit
if any of you feel offended
stick your head in a bucket of

shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave everyday and you’ll always look keen

- dr demento the benny bell orchestra lyrics

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