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dr. doofenshmirtz - i really don't hate christmas lyrics

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[verse 1]
you see, valentine’s is torture, and my birthday is a mess
new year’s is a lot of noise, and arbor day’s a pest
halloween’s a horror but i guess i must confess
that i really don’t hate christmas

[verse 2]
you see flag day is infernal, april fool’s is just a bore
mardi gras’s a waste unless you own a candy store
all these other holidays i can admit that i abhor
but i really don’t hate christmas

[chorus 1]
now it isn’t that i like it
at the most i feel ambivalence
but should i really just destroy it? i’ll admit that i’m still on the fence
it makes me tense!

[verse 3]
from the evil scientists’ community i’m sure to get ejected
but for christmas i can’t seem to summon any true invective
because what is there to hate? i mean it’s really so subjective
no, i really don’t hate christmas

[verse 4]
i hate puppy dogs and kittens, i hate flowers in the spring
heck, i even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing
i can work up animosity for almost anything
tell me why i don’t hate christmas

[chorus 2]
though my childhood was atrocious
christmas never was that bad, you see
so the most that i can muster is complete and total apathy
what’s wrong with me?

[verse 5]
how can i prove that i’m an evil villain worth his salt
when with a holiday so jolly i can’t even find a fault?
if i didn’t feel ambiguous i’d launch a big -ssault
but i really don’t hate christmas

(spoken) oh, what the heck. kickline!

[outro]
no i really
no i really don’t hate christmas!
(spoken) i have an intense burning indifference!

- dr doofenshmirtz lyrics

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