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drench - don't touch my tools. lyrics

[intro]
son, i got more tractors than women you have slept with
coochie, beer, and titties, and that’s what i eat for breakfast
yeah, my rednecks always shootin’, so you can call us netflix
my farm animals love me ’cause i give ’em the best d+ck

[chorus]
don’t touch my tools and don’t touch my daughter (don’t you touch ’em)
you know i’m drench, man, i got that water (splash)
if you touch both, then you i will slaughter (cut)
don’t touch my tools, man, don’t touch my daughter (don’t touch ’em)

[verse 1]
d+don’t touch ’em, boy, yeah, i got it on my shirt (whoo!)
you put your filthy hands on her, i’ll put you in a he+rs+ (dead)
i’m a crazy, wild redneck, just in case you haven’t heard (whoo!)
i like tractors, tits, and beer ’cause i’m not a little nerd
you talkin’ ’bout a calculator
i can’t do math, so i’ll see ya later
i’m just gonna go and use my tools to fix the radiator
you come and touch my tools, i will end you, that’s a promise
i’ll cut you into little bits and feed you to my llamas
and then just to go rub it in, i’ll go and pipe your mama (yeehaw!)

[verse 2]
don’t touch my tools, don’t touch my daughter, this is just a warnin’ (yup)
wake up, and chew a pound of dip, and, yes, it’s every mornin’ (b+tch)
i know my daughter’s hot ’cause, trust me, i’ve been adorin’ (so fine)
but you just barely touch her, and, to you, i’ll get deformin’

[outro]
watch your hands, boy
my tools are sharp
us country folk all alike
beer does fix us everything
it helps me not think about my stupid boss
and it helps me think about beers tomorrow
beers after tomorrow

- drench lyrics

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