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drew & enya - toilet water lyrics

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[intro: enyuh]
i’m about to say some stuff that
i’ve been thinking for a long time and
i don’t know, i just decided
i’ma keep it real

[verse 1: fijibottlelean & enyuh]
moved to la ’cause i heard y’all in a drought
i got good advice and i’m here to help you out
purified water tastes way too clean
i know somethin’ that’s better and spicy
when you pee in ya bowl, do not flush
take a straw and slurp that toilet water up
yes, i mean i drink my own pee
if you do it too, sing it with me

[chorus: fijibottlelean & enyuh, fijibottlelean]
if i peeded, i’ma drink it (toilet water, toilet water)
if i sh-tted, i’ma eat it (toilet water, toilet water, toilet water)
if i peeded, i’ma drink it (toilet water, toilet water, toilet water)
if i sh-tted, i’ma eat it (toilet water, toilet water, toilet water)

[verse 2: fijibottlelean]
toilet water, sh-t it out in a bowl
that’s diarrhea, eat it like guacamole
slippin’ out of my -ss, stripper pole
gimme money and i’ll show you hole
i don’t wake up until 2 (2)
sit around with nothin’ to do (to do)
sometimes i sit at home
even with my friends, i feel alone

[verse 3: enyuh]
took no college cl-sses so i feel like a bum
lactose intolerant, who got the tums™?
walk out the bathroom, i feel like the man
i just took a sh-t and ate it again
if i’m feelin’ thirsty i just sip on some pee
treat my urethra like a soda stream
out in london, y’all be eatin’ crumpets and tea
in america, we switch for doo doo and pee

[chorus: fijibottlelean & enyuh, fijibottlelean]
if i peeded, i’ma drink it (toilet water, toilet water)
if i sh-tted, i’ma eat it (toilet water, toilet water, toilet water)
if i peeded, i’ma drink it (toilet water, toilet water, toilet water)
if i sh-tted, i’ma eat it (toilet water, toilet water, toilet water)

[verse 4: fijibottlelean & enyuh]
when we p-ss mcdonald’s my kids wanna go
i say no, ’cause i got a full load in my hole
when i say “hole”, b-tthole is what i mean
toilet water taste good when it’s not clean
a lot of people wanna say what i’m doin’ is wrong
but it sounds so good when you sing it in a song
it’s become a part of my daily routine
it tastes even better when it comes out green

[outro: fijibottlelean]
just remember to eat your sh-t
drink your own p-ss
don’t shop at the grocery store
it’s inhumane for the vegetables
i mean, eat your own sh-t
for crying out loud

- drew enya lyrics

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