drip salsa - mexican cracker lyrics
[verse 1: drip salsa]
yea its time for me to be a rapper
cristian your mexican but you like a cracker
got all these missing -ssignments i guess ur just a slacker
told your dad your lost your virginity but all you said was that
your -ss hurt
sometimes youre so g-y you should come to school in skirt
and maybe even wear your pretty little princess shirt
oops wasn’t supposed to say that hopefully you won’t get b-tt hurt
now let’s talk about judy and how you liked her in the 5th and 6th grade
and when she found out about you liking her
you just sat there in the shade and just felt betrayed
don’t worry good thing your got bryant and isaac to help you
aid
but that didn’t help all it did was just focus on her more which made
you always get a low-grade
i’m surprised you didn’t tell the teacher if you can get an a even if she
got paid
also don’t worry this diss track is homemade so if don’t believe me i
can make another one and get it remade
now thats all im gonna say because if i don’t i’ll roast you so hard
it’ll feel like you got hit with a grenade
[outro: drip salsa]
btw this all a joke cutie and i give your permission to include in your distrack
on how between me and you, you got overweighed
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