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dritty pope - coming & farting lyrics

[chorus: dritty pope]
uh, yeah, i’m coming and farting
uh, yeah, i’m coming and farting
uh, yeah, i’m coming and farting
uh, yeah, i’m coming and farting
uh, yeah, i’m coming and farting
i’m coming and farting
i’m coming and farting
i said i’m coming and#
imma still rap ‘bout my d#ck
imma still rap ‘bout my d#ck (uh)
imma still rap ‘bout my d#ck
vitamin c, that was sick (sick)
imma still rap ‘bout my d#ck (my d#ck)
imma still rap ‘bout my d#ck, yeah
imma still rap ‘bout my d#ck
vitamin c, that was sick

[verse 1: cracka t.]
i come and fart and dance like disco
just came, thought that it was p#ss tho
stalking on your b#tch, i’m on her vsco
almost done looking at this hoe
aimed for the toilet, but i missed tho (awh)
but i missed tho
don’t criticize me, i’m immune
she suck my d#ck like a vacuum
it’s as big as a legume
beat my meat and stay in my room
it’s fine, no it’s not, we’re all doomed (aah)
we’re all doomed
to be real it kinda stings (ow)
queens on me like i’m a king
hit my line, it always rings
come and fart some painful things
to be real it kinda stings
queens on me like i’m a king
hit my line, it always rings
come and fart some painful things

[bridge 1: dritty pope]
uh, yeah, i’m gonna fart
uh, yeah, i’m gonna sh#t
uh, yeah, i’m gonna come
uh, yeah, and that’s about it
uh, yeah, i’m gonna fart
uh, yeah, i’m gonna sh#t
uh, yeah, i’m gonna come
uh, yeah, and that’s about it

[verse 2: tuks]
uh, yeah, i’m farting and coming
two weeks straight my nose has been running
d#ck is crying like i f#cked an onion
b#tthole burps it’s talking something
talking sh#t, i’ll fart on your d#ck
come on your wrist and get put on a list
come some more then take a sh#t
toilets clean let’s wreck this b#tch
b#tthole itch can i get a scratch
pass some ass put my pr#ck in that
come too quick and now she’s mad
go to her house and sh#t on her dad
make him wipe i’m squeaky clean
my skid marks are always green
sick of buying brand new jeans
in the bathroom where i scheme
get a diaper, then go pipe her
come in her guts and then i wife her
she says, “tuks please fart for me
show me that your heart’s for me
if you can can hard for me
at least a little shart for me,”
come and fart just one more time
it’s the american past#time

[bridge 2: pukas +]
wait, shush#
zaiga, zaiga, zaiga, zaiga
zaiga, zaiga, zaiga, zaiga
zaiga, zaiga, zaiga, zaiga
zaiga, zaiga, zaiga, zaiga
zaiga, zaiga, zaiga, zai
she is a f#ckin’ motherf#cker!

[verse 3: pukas]
i’m coming and farting
burrito mushing my briefs
charlie brown just walked in
he screamed good grief (charlie!)
come in my farts
i call that the dirty bubble
my d#ck is hard my tummy rumble
i got some shmegma crumble
at velaviu, just ripped beef stew
we with the crusty crew
fart and come slew
my d#ck is a rock
i dirty my sock
combo of come and farts
call it the rolex clock (tick tick)
mmmmmmm sh#t my pants
mmmmmmm i water my plants
it’s with my come
i have a green thumb
currently it resides way up in my bum
cause i’m coming and farting # 24/7
popping shots like a broken mac 11
shooting blanks # age 11
i’ll be coming and farting
at the gates of heaven
my doctor is drenched
he told me to cough, then he grabbed my wrench
that guy was not informed
i just watched some f#cking tentacle p#rn
(oh senpai!!)

[outro: dritty pope]
dakita deekita dakita deekita

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