drndrools - jergens & vaseline lyrics
[intro]
p+rn is bad, mkay
[verse 1]
the first step to curing an issue
is to go admit
you in fact have a problem
my problem is m+st+rbation
let’s just face it
i ain’t sh+t
a waste sp+ce
i m+st+rbate everyday, b+tch
178
my lucky number
that’s the amount times i beat my d+ck in a span of f+cking 4 months
wtf bruh
i motherf+cking
warm my nuts up
with my heater
grip my jergens
apply lotion
get to jerking
or maybe the vaseline
my favorite p+rnstar’s
gina valentina
finna go bust spleen out
she’s getting f+cked by a
double b and add a f+cking c to that
(bbc bro)
each time that i bust a nut
i think that the cum on the rags will come back and come beat my ass
“drn, you beat so beat your d+ck so much
what the f+ck is wrong with you
gotta lay off, don’t fap!”
slatt, slatt, slatt
+p+ssies just talk sh+t+
feel like playboy carti
then i pull up at your motherf+cking wack ass party
came to just bust a nut on your forehead
b+tch i’m dead already
yet i’m walking steady
in my grip, machete
on my wrist i will slice
“why does every song you gotta make always end up with you talking ‘bout..
suicide
cuz i wanna die..
ain’t it obvious
my d+ck is dark
shout out darkie, b+tch
[faxxx spitting]
can’t talk to females too
every time i do
i just freeze up
what the f+ck am i ‘posed to do
talked to my homie mike
he said to socialize with other females instead of just f+cking guys
you f+ggots are fake in the first f+cking place
f+ck a hoe
i’ll place a blade in her brain
stash the remains in a bag
rollerblade…
her ear’s an accessory on my wallet chain
i have been not thinking rationally
actually, i have been plotting on
f+ggots
who bash on me
finna blow up with my homie, trust
(trstwrthy)
we’re doing what we love
if you don’t like us
then f+ck you bruhvvve
you’re not the only one
coming in for the clutch
n+gga what the f+ck is up
finna go cum
finna go cum
finna go cum
finna go cum
finna go…
+moans like a b+tch+
[outro]
p+rn is the devil
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