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drop the mic - kunal nayyar vs. mayim bialik lyrics

[round 1: kunal nayyar]
it’s my pal mayim, isn’t that awesome
she’s a former child star who never quite blossomed
she left tv for a phd, i swear
when she came back to act, n-body cared
she eats organic with plants and leaves
she might be vegan, but i’ma serve her beef
just ’cause we work together, don’t mean i can’t get her
truth is, i always liked punky brewster way better!

[round 1: mayim bialik]
you made fun of blossom, kunal, you’re just bitter
these kids were raised on me like i was their babysitter
and your first verse just got on my nerves
your accent isn’t cute, you just mispr-nounce words
he loves golf, let me give you this hook
your wife’s miss india, i’m sure she likes you for your looks
i’m here to win this, so i hope that you hear me
you’re a tiny star, i’m the big bang theory

[round 2: kunal nayyar]
yes, you were on a show where joey lawrence said, “whoa”
you walk into a room and everybody’s like, “no”
maybe change your name, your name sounds awful
mayim bialik, is that a side dish for falafel?
you’re a dork, you’re a dweeb, you’re a nerd, you’re a geek
you were famous in the ’80s, now you’re a broken antique
you have a phd, so answer me this, honey
you can deconstruct an element, why can’t you be funny?

[round 2: mayim bialik]
kunal’s a good actor, i can’t be rude
i love him on silicon valley… wait, wrong dude
you were great as k-mar… wait, not you
so every compliment i have is actually not true
you’re not the big bang rapper, that’s a reach
come to think of it, you’re basically our show’s screech
you got b-lls making fun of my name on purpose
’cause you got the kind of name that makes donald trump “noivous”

[round 3: kunal nayyar]
so you notice i’m indian, how hardcore
hanging out with you is as fun as yom kippur
you were emmy-nominated for four different years
then lost four different times to four different peers
she graduated high school at the top of her cl-ss
said no to harvard and yale, are you a dumb-ss?
it’s easy to make fun of mayim, all her faults show
what do i make fun of next? who “nose”?

[round 3: mayim bialik]
you’ve got a soft touch, but i’m a heavy hitter
you’re a little annoying, i was a little bette midler
today i looked you up on imdb
i asked, “what else has kunal done?” it said, “you tell me!”
i know you get typecast, i think that’s kind of parting
i promised i wouldn’t mention aziz an– sorry
it’s cool that you tried, but you get my middle finga
’cause you just got roasted, bazinga

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