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drop the mic - shaquille o'neal vs. ken jeong lyrics

[round 1: ken jeong]
if you think you got me, shaq, i’d say “go ahead and try it”
you haven’t won sh-t without the help of kobe bryant
you won’t survive this matchup, no matter how you shake it
this battle’s a free throw, which means you won’t make it
just because you drop albums doesn’t mean that you can rhyme
you are a monster, diabetic frankenstein
you were a superstar, but now you’re a sucker
goodbye, mr. shaq. toodaloo, motherf-cker!

[round 1: shaquille o’neal]
hey, where’s ken, i didn’t see you down there
this a big-boy table, do you need a high chair?
we can all admit this doctor ain’t a g*nius
only famous for hangover and having a small p-n-s
i battled yao ming, and he was my enemy
now they got me on this show, taking on his mini-me
you could never fade the diesel rhyme-for-rhyme
look under here, ken, it’s big ball time

[shaquille o’neal]
are you not entertained?
are you not entertained?

[round 2: ken jeong]
yes, when people saw my p-n-s, they went nuts
you went from dunkin’ basketb-lls to dunkin’ donuts
and let me ask you one thing that really has me laughing
how’d the guy who mumbles every word get into broadcasting?
you call yourself a rapper, but you can’t stay on beat
how’d you you play for miami, son? but your b-lls had no heat
you think that you’re a comic, so let me tell you, shaq
you are only funny, hahaha, “because you’re fat”

[round 2: shaquille o’neal]
you came back about your p-n-s, and that was dead-wrong
you’re the size of my pinky, mine’s the size of ken jeong
matter fact, i’ll eat your little -ss for breakfast
my championship rings would fit you as a necklace
i rap for ice cube, and even meth
i’ll k!ll you with a mic, you just k!ll with bad breath
went from a doctor to an actor trying to make money
they say laughter’s the best medicine, how come you’re not funny?

[shaquille o’neal]
motherf-cker

[round 3: ken jeong]
fruity pebbles, icy hot, and oreos, of course
is there anything in the world that shaq won’t endorse?
in kazaam you played a genie in a world of pretend
i was only wishing for that movie to end
i’m surprised to hear that you’re the greatest rapping athlete
i -ssume, like everything else, charles barkley has you beat
you once complained about your toe, which ain’t no lie
but you whine so d-mn much, i was like “but did you die?”

[round 3: shaquille o’neal]
i’m black excellence with superman appeal
before black panther, shaquille was steel
i drop four albums, two million sold and all
you only drop sh-t ’cause your hands are small
you’re a munchkin little fad, you can fit inside my pocket
if you need a sleeping bag, i got a condom in my wallet
listen here, kiddy, it’s my mission to punk you
get the f-ck up off my stage before i ball you up and dunk you

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