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dropkick murphys - kiss me i'm #!@*faced lyrics

i play in a band
we’re the best in the land
we’re big in both chelsey & france
i play one mean guitar & then score at the bar
there’s a line o’chicks waitin’ for their chance
so c’mon now honey
i’ll make you feel pretty
these other girls mean nothin’ to me
let’s finsh these drinks & be gone for the night ‘cuz i’m more than a handful you’ll see
so kiss me, i’m sh-tfaced, i’m soaked, i’m soiled & brown
in the trousers, she kissed me, & i only bought her one round
i can bench-press a car
i’m an ex-football star
with degrees from both harvard & yale
girls just can’t keep up, i’m a real love machine
i’ve had far better s-x while in jail
i designed the sears tower
i make 2 grand an hour
i cook the world’s best duck flamber
i take the pick of the litter
girls jockey for me
i don’t need these lines to get layed
so kiss me, i’m sh-tfaced, i’m soaked, i’m soiled & brown
in the trousers, she kissed me, & i only bought her one round
i’m a man of the night
a real lady’s delight
see my figure was chizzled from stone
one more for the gal then i’ll escort her home
come last call i’m never alone
i’ve a house on the hill with a red water bed
that puts hugh hefner’s mansion to shame
with girls by the pool & italian sports cars
i’m just here in this dump for the game
so kiss me, i’m sh-tfaced, i’m soaked, i’m soiled & brown
in the trousers, she kissed me, & i only bought her one round
eh,f-ck it
who am i sh-tin?
i’m a pitiful sight
and i ain’t all that bright
i’m definitely not chizzled from stone
i’m a cheat & a liar
no woman’s desire, i’ll probly die cold & alone
but just give me a chance
‘cuz deep down inside
i swear i got a big heart of gold
i’m a monogamous man no more one night stands
come on honey, lemme’ take you home
so kiss me, i’m sh-tfaced, i’m soaked, i’m soiled & brown
in the trousers, she kissed me, & i only bought her one round
so kiss me, i’m sh-tfaced, i’m soaked, i’m soiled & brown
in the trousers (it was tiny!) and i only bought her one round
so kiss me, i’m sh-tfaced, i’m soaked, i’m soiled & brown
in the trousers, she kissed me, & i only bought her one round

- dropkick murphys lyrics

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