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drowning in footwear - crystal ball lyrics

(verse 1)
when i grow up, i’m gonna be the creepy guy on the subway
who follows women home just to know where they stay
learns all about them and thinks they’re my girlfriend
hiding in the yard workin’, jerkin’ off in my trench coat, nothing underneath
m-st-rbating in the trees, shaking the leaves
she calls her boyfriend, she calls the police
now the whole town’s after me, gotta go, peace!
this is my dream, i’ll achieve it, believe it
just give me ten years ’til my hair line’s receeded
i’ll grow a moustache, start sucking lolipops
jumping over fences in ??????????? county cops
i’ll be f-cking hookers in a hotel at thirty three
f-ck your invitation, ain’t n0body heard of me
i’ll tweet a picture of my d-ck right now
i saw it in my future, don’t ask me how

(hook)
maybe i’m a little bit tipsy
or maybe i’m a mystical gypsy
maybe the things i’ve seen in my dreams ain’t just dreams after all
yea, maybe i’m just a loser
but baby i’ve seen the future
i’m a s-xy, feral wizard and my brain’s a crystal ball

(verse 2)
maybe i’ll never get out of this rut
maybe at home is where i’m stuck
destined to be al bundy
best days behind me
my life sucks
maybe all my friends died in the revolution
maybe they just grew up and had kids, how grusome
maybe i was left behind and now i’m just a crazy uncle
who never grew up or did much ‘cept for mumble in the bar
on how i was s’posed to be a star but i never got a chance to go far cause life is hard
and i’m still poor
got a bad back and i’m divorced
still f-cking hookers and wh0r-s at fourty four
maybe i’ll get druk and feel dumb and throw some neil young
jack off until i put my tongue on a real gun
die like a rock star, at least i knew my limit
didn’t wanna give up, got defeated in a minute

(hook)
maybe i’m a little bit tipsy
or maybe i’m a mystical gypsy
maybe i’m a motherf-cking -ssh0l-
i don’t know nananana la
la la la la la la la la la la la
maybe i’m a s-xy, feral wizard and my brain’s a crystal ball

(verse 3)
maybe, just maybe i’m not so crazy
maybe this world underestimates me
yea, i’m a pervert, yea, i’m an -ssh0l-
think i’m a loser? more like a tad pole
i’m a cacoon ’till i burst to an ill beedrill
gonna k!ll with words
see a fork in the road, grab my machete
curve my own path, straight ahead, get ready
whether wining and dining with kings and queens
or laying in the alley eating pork and beans
even in the gutter i’ll shine like the sun
i have only just begun, but i’ve already won
cause the truth is this, i’m loose, i’m p-ssed
i’m the man, got a plan, got the planet in my fist
wait until you see this and this means this
future proof cause i’m a godd-mn g*nius

(hook)
maybe i’m a little bit tipsy
or maybe i’m a mystical gypsy
maybe the things i’ve seen in my dreams ain’t just dreams after allyea maybe i’m just a loser
but i’m taking back my future
i’m a s-xy, feral wizard
and my brain’s a crystal ball

- drowning in footwear lyrics

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