drymtman - my cock size is similar to ganondorf's weaponry lyrics
[intro]
yo
we innit again you know how it is
happens once in a while
but i’m here to tell you all a little fact about myself
[chorus]
they ask me what i main in smash
they ask me what i main in smash
and i tell em
“ganondorf”
and i tell em
“ganondorf”
[verse 1]
they ask me when i went to yale
i tell em i didn’t go to yale
i tell em i didn’t go to yale
y+y+yea
y+y+yea
yeah they gonna call up solamar
yeah they call up solamar
took my ds now i’m bored
dad sleeps alone he snores
he made alfredo with the peas
i said “i don’t really like the peas”
he said “eat around the peas”
i guess i’m eating the peas
[chorus]
he asked me what i main in smash
he asked me what i main in smash
and i told him
“ganondorf”
and i tell him
“ganondorf”
[verse 2]
babe i’m gonna camp outdoors
maybe i’m gonna eat some smores
babe i’m gonna eat camp doors
maybe i’m gonna eat some smores
she said “you gonna sleep on the floor!”
that made me sad to the core
she said “i’ll leave, i’ll soar”
(across the world)
(across the world)
across the world in a plane
super smash can heal the pain
[chorus]
she asked me what i main in smash
se asked me “what’s a main in smash”
and i told her
“ganondorf”
and i told her
“ganondorf”
they ask me what i main in smash
they ask me what i main in smash
and i always tell em ganondorf
and i always tell em ganondorf
yea i tell em yea uh uh i tell em yea uh uh i tell em yea uh uh i tell em yuh
oof yea ugh
oof oof yea ugh
yeah!
[bridge]
we’d like to interrupt this song for a commercial break
do you main ganondorf in smash brothers?
well do we have a song for you
a song dedicated to those who dedicate themselves
to the best character in gaming history
it goes a little like this
yeah i main super smash mouth
yea i main ganondorf inside smash
yeah im gonna hit em with the up b
yea im gonna hit em with the side b too
then im gonna do an up smash
then im gonna shield em and hit em with the b
when you do a b it’s kinda like
uh captain falcons up and forward b
alright now we’re back
let’s take a moment to collect ourselves with a little rap
[verse 3]
stuffin down crab cakes like julian’s mom
stuffin down my c+ck in your throat like juul smoke
bloke’s choke on dope while you sit home and mope
i’m married to this rap game and melon’s scores so i can’t elope
pass me a bar of soap i’m stinky
cry baby n+ggas yeah they need a binky
mr. krabs wants a bite of my winky
my brain is so big yeah i need a pinky
roll down like slinky made of steel
4 for 4 combo, that’s a steal
a reel deal
a steel reel
rusty like my c+ck come get a feel
{chorus 2]
i always sell my shirts that’s the griff mentality
kots to toriel’s toes yea that’s b+st++lity
uh+uh+yea
uh+uh+yea
uh+uh+yea yea yea uh+uh
[verse 4]
steve smith is steve bannon
can’t handle neo n+z+ n+ggas so we need to ban him
like garchoc 1v1 demo i slammed him
claims to throw like a b+tch but i still stand him
my c+ck is jammed in
i’m straight hammin
yuh
workin on these bars at 9 o clock sharp
cloaks thanksgiving is downy larp
downy lookin fish is magikarp
pokemon n+ggas gettin wet need a tarp
sh+t got me p++py yeah i need to fart
man this sh+t hurts
{chorus 2]
i always sell my shirts that’s the griff mentality
kots to toriel’s toes is b+st++lity
[verse 5]
stop you got me cringin
evil incred that’s syndrome
wrote thickness and the sickness and you got
down syndrome
i’m the realest n+gga in n+gga town and n+ggadom
2 + 2 = 4 wow you n+ggas dumb
while i bruise my thumb typin on these keys
i rap so fast i’m on full speed
sh+t comes out of my d+ck that’s not normal pee
i cringe when i cum
i cringe when i cum
make your mommy suck and call her a bum
last name soundin when you mispr+nouncin
you n+ggas idiotic that’s what i’m findin
bully fish from spongey had me flounded
i keep it tenderized and i keep it pounded
my c+ck size had her dumbfounded
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