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dsm - skets lyrics

[intro]
yo kaos, i swear man, all i ever seem to see round here is sketty girls, sweaty sketty girls. you get me, i’m not having it
i know man, everywhere i look, something needs to be done. so what we gonna do?
don’t know man
you know what, f-ck it, just tell ’em straight init
yeah init, i’m with you, i’m with you, let’s do it, tell ’em straight man
yo, all you skets out there, keep your ears open, this one’s gonna relate to you
ha

[verse]
yo, remember that girl called heather?
didn’t link her ’cause she had a lot of cheddar (what d’ya mena?)
when i say cheddar, i don’t mean cash
i mean like cheese, heather didn’t have a bath
that’s bullsh-t, you was like “yeah i’d f-ck it”
yeah, before i found out she had a bucket
she’s a proper sket man, she was going all flirty
i was like “go and have a wash, you’re dirty”
remember that other girl? i think her name’s kirsty
yeah, 18 but looked about 30
never had a job, she’s never paid tax
i looked to the side and seen bare ear wax
she swung both ways, she even liked the catty
yeah, bare man said that she took it up the batty
she was in it for the money, she was in it for the dosh
she went a full week and she didn’t have a wash (eurgh)
what happened with jenny? did you get things started?
i took her to my yard and the dirty b-tch farted
i said rahted, b-mbaclarted
looked at the back and seen sh-t departed
hey boomting, d’ya wanna come to my gaff?
eurgh, no, go and have a bath
in fact have a shower, i’m really not fussy
leave him alone man, he don’t want your p-ssy
who was that other girl nicknamed darko?
she lift up her armpit and left me sparko
got knocked down, got bowled right over
got knocked out from her bad body-odour
what about yoda? she drove a skoda
knocking on my door everyday like jehovah
yo acer, she weren’t no witness
she only had a bath once a year like christmas
what about sarah? thought she was a model?
na, she were too fat man, she walked with a waddle
yeah and her body smelt bad like bitumen
only thing she’s gonna model is michelin

[outro]
so there, you’ve been told
sketty, sweaty b-tches
it’s a b-st-rd
ain’t life just a sweaty, sketty b-tch
oh dear, haha

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