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dude perfect - the pet peeves song lyrics

[intro]
sup fellas?
dude perfect
yas yas
haha
why are you talking like that?
recording a lit video, bro
a song about pet peeves, brah
that’s interesting because my #1 pet peeve is people overusing “bro” and “brah”
i hear you, bro, but pet peeves are makin’ my life a grind, brah
you’re actually grindin on my nerves, like right now

[verse 1: tyler toney & cotton]
man, listen, i’mma break it down with precision
the mission is to expose pet peeve conditions
i’ll list ’em, like couples who over+say “bae”
or peoplе goin around saying “that’s cray+cray”
and i gotta be honest, i was really hopin’
you could stop еating with your mouth wide open
and try scopin, please back up off me
breath smellin’ like burnt dog p++p and coffee
and stop these, baby+naming catastrophes
like “ransom,” “melanomia” and “abcde”
and i’m sick of passin these dogs that bark a lot
why are you leaving grocery carts in the parkin lot?
and whether it’s dark or not, why oh why oh why oh why
are you takin two parkin spots?
[pre+chorus: cotton]
’cause you’re drivin’ nuts, like missin’ one foot puts
i think i’m hatin’ your guts, it’s simply too much

[post+chorus: tyler toney]
it happens every day, why must it be this way?
another couple throwin’ down excessive pda
and what am i supposed to do?
it always lights my fuse
when i squeeze mustard, but all i get is mustard juice

[interlude 1: cody jones & garrett hilbert]
you know what really grinds my gears is when someone’s watching a movie and the other guy’s like not paying attention and then he asks like a million questions
dude, you do that
wait, what? no, i don’t
yes, you do
bro
[verse 2: garrett hilbert, tyler toney, cody jones, & (cotton)]
dude perfect, listen up, it will be worth it
i can’t stand it when pet peeves surface
like opening a cereal bag and it explodes
or no toilet paper over by the commode
or someone breaking the code, of eatin’ food off my plate
they didn’t order no fries, but all of mine they ate
i can’t stand human zombies in a trance with their phone
i can’t stand human beings wearing too much cologne
i can’t stand close talkers, people all in my face
or people talkin’ in a movie, this is such a disgrace
or people walking round town loud talkin’ their phone
i wanna get up in their face and say i do not condone
i hate sign stealin cheaters
(one+up story tellers)
constant interrupters,
bo body smellers

[pre+chorus: cotton]
’cause you’re driving me nuts, like missin’ one foot puts
i think i’m hatin’ your guts, it’s simply too much

[chorus]
pet peeves are on my mind
makin my life a grind
pet peeves are on my mind
makin my life, my life, my life, oh
pet peeves are on my mind
makin my life a grind
pet peeves are on my mind
a grind, a grind, a grind, a grind, oh
[post+chorus 2: tyler toney]
it happens every day, i can’t believe when i see
someone refuse to cover their mouth when they have to sneeze
and what am i supposed to do? how am i supposed to breathe?
when someone says “supposably” instead of “supposedly”

[interlude 2: cody jones & garrett hilbert]
oh, and another one of my pet peeves is when you go to a restaurant and the waiter like insists on not writing the order down like he’s from harvard and trying to showboat and then he gets the whole thing wrong
yeah, totally

[outro]
just thought of my biggest pet peeve
people that think they can sing but they can’t
oh, dude, how bad is that?
so true
oh, they’re oblivious
they don’t know how bad they are
they have no idea
it’s like plan b, i can’t do this, i guess i’ll be a singer on youtube

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