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dudeguy - i'm a rapper (sped up) lyrics

(i freestyled half of the song)
[intro]
yuh ay
ay, ay
why is it so
why is it
why is there so much echo in my room
what the f+ck
alright
+cracking knuckles+
that was my knuckles cracking
uh
you can hear my mouse now
+cl!cking of a mouse+
i’m just moving the lyrics around
uhm, this, uh, yeah
woah, woah

[verse 1]
f+ck the money
f+ck the clout
i just wanna clear my route
get these lil p+ssy b+tches out of my way
hey this is not your f+cking day
no, not today!
mayday, mayday, mayday
suck on my d+ck or go payday, payday
play around like i’m plague ay
plaguedocplays
in my sh+t it ain’t a phase
they ain’t delays
i set yo sh+t up in a blaze when i’m on it and you suck d+ck
everybody saying i carried
i buried you
their review to their song is very true
very few said you werе
the one who carried
i am a loyal boy
i am a dudе or boy
i am dudeguy boy
don’t f+ck with me
imma f+ck yo b+tch
and steal yo rich
i mean yo nothin’ cause you fake b+tch!
i f+cking hate you b+tch!
don’t give 2 sh+ts!
you a stupid piece of sh+t!
suck a d+ck!
ain’t n0body give a sh+t!
stupid b+tch!
i hope you die in a ditch!
f+cking b+tch!
suck on my d+ck you a piece of sh+t!
i hope you die in a d+mn ditch
b+tch ay
ay
b+tch
[verse 2]
i am dudeguy, i am unknxwn
i don’t give sh+ts
i’m all alone uh
i’m unknown
every other rapper they blow
every other rapper they suck
i am the hardest of these rappers oh
i don’t give any motherf+ckin’ f+cks uh
b+tch i’m freestylin’ this sh+t now
i don’t give sh+ts about sh+t uh
you a piece of mo’f+ck sh+t uh
suck on my fatass d+mn d+ck hoe

[outro]
ahhh
ahhh
piece of sh+t i said
ahhh
ahhh
piece of sh+t

(sisyphus)
[intro]
mmm (mmm)
mmm (mmm)
mmm (mmm)
mmm (mmm)
mmm (mmm)
mmm (mmm)
mmm
[verse 1]
counterfeit, counterfeit
you all are just counterfeit
i feel like i’m sisyphus
i’ve been saying the same sh+t for such a long time (time, time, time, time, time)
nothing working (nothing working, nothing working, nothing working, nothing working)
why should i want to be alive
why not just lurking? (lurking, lurking, lurking, lurking, lurking)
i don’t think i can even strive anymore
i just got rhymes maybe more
keeping me safe
keeping me sane
i yearn for the day
that i go to my homies
be hip and hop with them
man f+ck that rock
man f+ck that molly
i just wanna rock with them
pop different
shot different
f+ck it i want party different (party different, party different, party different, party different, party different)
why not, carti different
why not everybody different?
everybody mimic
why everybody just whim it?
why ain’t n0body hit different, like me?
you f+cking pee+pee
you are r+t+rd
hey there mee+maa!
i’m a big d+mn star
with a big ass head it’s all full of knowledge
why don’t i use it?
cause i gate+keep it
everybody acting volage but you know i keep it hardest
everybody just miss knowledge
i pay homage to big motherf+ckers who carved they way
who didn’t just pay to be on the big screen
big screams in my head
ice cream in my bed
i scream in my bed
ice cream in my bed
i know i am dead
i saw the letter that you sent and it said “you are dead.”
you are dead and you know it, but go ahead and act all childish
wildish
stylish
side dish
wide fish
rice dish
nile fish
fried dish
i am whitish, lightish
my future brightish
[outro]
+sigh+
okay

(cap ft. knifehaver)
[intro: text to speech]
0nrg

[verse 1: dudeguy]
i cannot cap, i’m a punk
suck on my ass b+tch it stunk
play with my flow in a funk
y’all b+tches’ flow really bunk

i cannot cap, i’m a punk
suck on my ass b+tch it stunk
play with my flow in a funk
y’all b+tches’ flow really bunk

you all copy and pastin’
i don’t even need to be racin’
b+tch suck on my d+ck like i’m mason
wait who the f+ck is mason?
you need your education, your medication
i have a destination
no limitation
this is domination
i’m a cartoon animation
i have liberation
i’mma run up on you with my f+ckin’ fists, fists, fists
why all these rappers incriminatin’ themselves
i’m eliminatin’ discriminatin’ f+ggots
i been awaitin’
why not partic+p+tin’ in makin’ the world a better place
lace
you mo’f+ckin’ disgrace
i don’t sugarcoat sh+t
you know i’ll blow up b+tch
my bass go uh
my bass go uh
my face red, man it’s fun+nu+nu
fun+nu+nu
suck my d+ck you a piece of motherf+cking sh+t
ain’t n0body give 2 sh+ts who you is!
piece of sh+t, piece of sh+t
ain’t n0body give a sh+t who you is
suck my ass, do it b+tch
i’mma punch you in yo face
you a mo’f+ckin’ disgrace
na+na+na+na+na+na+na+na+na+na! (ahhhhhh) (na+na+na+na)

[verse 2: knifehaver]
knifey, knifey, knifey, knifey, knifey
what the f+ck
feel like hunnid gecs
i’m comin with the big trucks
get buck
spanky big steppin’
walkin’ in a function
left immediately
they need whippets just to function
no if’s and or but’s
this ain’t conjunction junction
half these motherf+ckers
got a major malfunction
caught a couple coppers cooped up
at the dunkin’
feel like froggy fresh
the way i continue to dunk on
all these motherf+ckers like i’m shaq
smokin’ ‘ruti pack
b+tch i whip a lamb
and i make corpses
shoutout homie jack
b+tch i got the game pinned down
like a thumbtack
my girl built like heaven
screamin’ “god bless shortstacks!”
b+tch i keep a blade on me like trunks
i’mma f+ck you up
b+tch i keep a blade f+ckin’ tucked
got my cutter up
b+tch i feel like sematary
except i take f+cking showers
knife and dudeguy
look like jimmy, timmy power hour
f+ck!

(south)
[intro: announcer]
one, two, two, two, two
public service announcement
for the people out there listening to this funky ass boom+bap
check it out!

[verse 1]
comin’ from the south boy
don’t tell me i got a big mouth i already know boy
cuz i be spittin’ all facts and you be spittin’ all cap
cause you are bad, bad, bad at spittin’ this rap
b+tch sh+t
that’s all you f+ckin’ is
i don’t give sh+ts who the f+ck you is
i’m still gonna flame yo ass
i’m not failin’
your the lame
i am tippin’ my hat to you
so i don’t have to say sh+t
i only want you to know i don’t f+ck with fake sh+t
my sh+t is a lighter
i’m a cig b+tch
you a burned one
you just burn one down
and burn your lungs now
i’mma boom, boom, bap you
cause this is boom+bap boo
i think your either new or you f+ckin’ knew
that your gonna die b+tch
everybody gonna die in a moment b+tch
hey did you know that we’re all gonna die? (die, die, die, die, die)
why, why, why should i lie?
i just wanna be on fire
like a lighter
motherf+cker suck my d+ck
i’m a rhino
f+ck you and i say it by “no”
when you ask me for a feature
i think i am a teacher to you!
cause you know i grew up from being a p+ssy f+ggot
stop actin’ all pushy f+ggot
stop actin’ like you eat weed in a cookie f+ggot

[verse 2]
f+ck you
f+ck you
i don’t give 2 f+cking sh+ts
who the f+ck you is uh
who knew you is a b+tch
i am better than all you rappers
not by mix but the lyrics
cause i don’t cap my feelings
i don’t do upliftin’ of the ceilings
i do upliftin’ and healin’s of yo soul
lose control on beat
like i’m boom
your defeat
r.i.p mf doom
r.i.p biggie
grabbin’ up my backpack
if you touch i’mma smack yack
stop lyin’ like you got a pack full of crack uh
my lyrics bigger like shaq uh
you got a black mac
i got a black bag
put you in it
you my snack with a bat
hit you with it
this sh+t baseball rap

[outro]
na+na+na+na+na
na+na+na+na+na
na+na+na+na+na
na+na+na
suck my f+ckin’ d+ck
+laughing+
you all tryna+

(real rap)
[intro]
0nrg (huh!?) (what!?)
0nrg (huh!?) (what!?)
0nrg (huh!?) (what!?)
0nrg (huh!?) (what!?)

[verse 1]
0nrg up in this b+tch
i stay up till the mornin’
like f+ckin’ 6 or somethin’
then i black out to sleep
i’m a rapper
i’m a bee
i stung yo b+tch ass
you know it bleed
bleed that
gimme that
i’m a f+ckin’ lab rat
cookin’ up on the stove
maybe some raps
they not ass
i’m a parody of humans
i’m a remedy you know it
i’ll cook up anythin’ even when i’m f+ckin’ dead
you know that
you know rap
there ain’t no gap
between the tap
i need beef
where’s the cow?
i’m a chief
you should bow
most rappers from the west coast
i’m a f+cking bedside roach
it’s night for me when it’s day for you
and it’s day for me when it’s night for you

[verse 2]
i don’t give 2 sh+ts if you do what you say you do
but if you don’t do that then we have a f+cking problem
i’m breakin’ yo spine in half
now you know you have a problem
i’m an ape on the beat
i’mma vape on the beat
i’m a six or a nine
you know what i mean by that?
it has a deeper meaning
you don’t know it but i’ll never say it
cause i like seeing you defeated by my lyricism
i like my lyrics like i like my b+tches
i got itches from these switches
i got twitches and got glitches from all these fake asses switching
i’m f+cking hitching
i don’t know what that means
i’m fishin’
i’m wishin’ everybody was dead
everybody turns out to be f+cking red when they in my shed
motherf+cker they the devil they ain’t a fed
f+ck the devil
i am on another level he can’t catch me
i am just here a lil kid rebelling
stop yo f+ckin’ meddling f+ggot we know you don’t got medals for being the f+ckin’ worst!
you motherf+ckers all sentimental
f+ck it i’mma go pedal to the medal
i’m a f+cking kettle motherf+cker when i’m on the beat
i f+cking wrestle with rappers
i f+cking dishevel these rappers
i’m not the best mc
you the best at being the worst rapper i’ve ever heard
b+tch you hurt my f+cking ears
too much screaming!
too much screeching!
i can’t even understand you
i need yo f+ckin’ lyrics to pull+up
and oops you don’t have them
how bad are you?
how mad i am at you now hey!
you motherf+ckers always mumblin’, jumblin’, rumblin’
i don’t see the f+cking valid reason for you to cap in yo rap
except your life is f+ckin’ boring with nothin’ to f+ckin’ rap about
but i do cause i’m a f+ggot it’s true
i face h0m+phobia every day yeah it’s rude

[verse 3]
nika+hao know i got it good
said i will do better
i understood
but everybody a debtor
man i’m a forgetter
i forgot to put the cheddar in the f+cking fridge
now it’s almost at the bridge of being bad d+mn
i feel kinda neglected as a rapper but maybe i’m just selfish
you hidin’ in your sh+ll fish
i don’t care about the money or respect b+tch

[verse 4]
i’m not the best
but maybe the hardest workin’
workin’ in the stu’ sippin’ on my stew b+tch
i don’t wanna be rude but i gotta say this
ain’t n0body give a sh+t about yo talent or who you is
they just want yo f+ckin’ money ain’t n0body listen to yo stupid f+ckin’ raps
and i know that feelin’
but i’ve gone past that!
cause i’m bad bad!
you fall flat when you in combat
wait, how you gonna fall flat when you f+ckin’ fat
oh wait i’m like kai i’m readin’ the chat
chat ay chat ay!
everybody chattin’ on the beat ain’t n0body really rappin’
you always fappin’ that’s why you ain’t creative man d+mn!
man down! please pack him!
smack him in the f+ckin’ face like i’m f+ckin’ will smitch
keep my raps out yo mouth when you talkin’ smack motherf+cker!
i’mma attack you, bag you!
you f+ckin’ f+g i hate you!

(aint nun getz it)
[verse 1]
man 2024 feelin’ like i’ll break fast
i’m not fat
i’m just full of lyrics
and i’m full of these rappers
eatin’ ’em up like it’s breakfast
i know these motherf+ckers always act like they fast
you get rate last
i don’t pass my vape
to none who act’s gas
i’mma shape you up and put some tape
mothaf+cka you an ape
mothaf+cka you ain’t great
mothaf+cka you a grape
i’mma rap like all these mo’f+cka’s who do shock value
i raped yo mommy, daddy!
’cause you hate me f+gg+y
i’mma punch you f+ggot
like i’m 8 feet f+ggot
like i got 8 feet goin’ cross yo chin mothaf+cka
throw a b+tch mothaf+cka
that’s my kink mothaf+cka
you know me mothaf+cka
i’m a mean mothaf+cka

[verse 2]
now i’mma turn into a mumble rapper
+mumbling gibberish+
devil, devil, devil
please take me
devil, devil, devil
please k!ll me
please end my life
i don’t wanna listen to these puny rappers
actin’ like they cool
actin’ like they got substance
mothaf+cka stop actin’ kendrick lamar
mothaf+cka ain’t a star
mothaf+cka is a scar
mothaf+cka ain’t bizarre
mothaf+cka is the same
as any other rapper in this stupid mortal plain

[verse 3]
i’m a cartoon
i’m a cartoon f+ggot
i’m one of those old edgy cartoon f+ggots
except i speak out on problems
all of you just gobblers
i’m a mothaf+ckin’ wobbler
if you didn’t hear what i said the first time:
i’m a cartoon
i turn on afternoon
or after school
so yo children can see me and hear me
’cause i’m an influence
a better influence than any other rapper
talkin’ bout s+x
talkin’ bout guns
talkin’ bout drugs
i’m like
i’m like drugs to these lil’ kid’s minds
but i’m a good drug
i’m a good drug like graffiti is a good drug
i’m not sayin’ everybody should be like me
’cause i’m f+cked up
f+cked up in the head
there’s too much suicide goin’ in my mind
too much for a lil’ 12 year old to go thru my
oh my
yeah

(g+y song? + extra track)
[intro]
this was gonna be a su+good song
i’m sorry for ruining the f+cking beat
+laughs+
i don’t give a f+ck
yuh

[verse 1]
grabbing his d+ck and i’m thrusting it oh!
i will suck d+ck ’cause i am a gargle uh
i am g+y bro uh
you know me ’cause i’m g+y bro uh
grabbing his d+ck and i’m thrusting it oh!
you know me ’cause i am g+y bro!
i am part of the g+y club!
100g+yblud uh

[interlude]
ay
ay
ay
100g+yblud
ay
ay
ay
100g+yblud
ay
ay
ay
yuh

[verse 2]
rubbing his d+ck and it’s hard as a rock
suckin’ some c+ck and it’s hard as a rock
gravity falls, gravity falls
gravity falls when i suck on his b+lls

[verse 3]
uh
b+tch
yeah you know i suck c+ck
uh
i suck a d+ck and you know it uh
kameha his body throw it uh
body flowin’
like a mummy moanin’
i’m a funny moment
i’m in the f+cking moment

[verse 4]
f+ck a pedo i’mma
k!ll a mo’f+cka
f+ck a pedo
you a+
pee on pedo
don’t give a sh+t like i’mma
pee on pedo
don’t give a sh+t like i’mma
pee on pedo
curse that make my, spaz!
please cum in my ass!
please cum in my ass in my iris!
don’t give a sh+t, facts!

[outro]
ah+

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