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dumptron - cat rapist shuffle iii lyrics

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as a resident of miami dade county, florida, it is your right to know the names and likenesses of s-x offenders living in your area. as a public service, we have created this video tape so that you and your friends and family can stay aware, stay safe, and maybe even have a little fun. enjoy

[chorus]
the state of cali has asked us to
disclose our s-xual crimes to you
we were fat but now we’re g-y
we’ll rape cats in any way
you know we’re trying out best to be
skinny as heck and not obese
we’re not here to eat a mcdouble
we’re legally required to do the cat rapist shuffle

[del’s line]
i’m delsux, and i stream vr
i raped some cats in my car
slipped off the wheel, and i crashed
cats came up and scratched my -ss
police came to see if i was okay
saw my d-ck out and now they think im g-y
now i gotta call my officer on a daily basis
but thats what happens when you’re a cat rapist

[heather’s line]
heatherthehusky is my name
being frostfireee’s mod bought me fame
but theres so much more to know about me
i love furries and i love to stream
i gotta let you know, i’m a dog, not a bird
josh took away my mod because i said the n-word
so i can’t manage song requests
being a cat rapist is the best

[frend’s line]
i’m saymynamefrend, dropping rhymes
i beat off to fat women seven times
i know that sounds
like a lot
but three of those times
were to frost
‘feel real bad
i got caught
obese cats filled with c-m snot
but i’m not here
to be your friend
i’m here ’cause i raped a cat in the rear end

[sheepie’s line one]
my name’s sheepie, number one!
pistol whipped a woman with a gun!
if you’re wondering why i did it
i went up to nuka’s mom and i-
[cut to static]
i’m not here to eat no truffles
i’m just here to do the cat rapist shuffle

[musical interlude]

[sheepie’s line two]
hey everybody, i’m sheepieglow
proving that girls are f-ckin’ hoes
and by that, i mean p-ssin’ on del
frostfireee’s bigger than the liberty bell
you won’t find me at nukacon
i’ll get g-ngb-nged until my virginity’s gone
tryin’ to keep my p-ssy slender
thats why i starve kitties like a cat offender

[wumbo’s line]
last name wumbo, first name hoe
kitty pocket p-ss-es are the way to go
i have to go to petsmart for the price
thats why i burnt frost’s nightwish merchandise
frostfireee’s g-yness is the fakest
the only thing thats real is that i’m a cat rapist

[ziggy’s lines]
i’m the one they call ziggyderg
frostfireee looks like a f-cking nerd
i take frostfireee out of context
but most of the time it has context
like the ones where he sounds racist
he acts like that on a daily basis
y’all should go follow my twitter
@frostoutofcont

[fishy’s line]
ok real quick, i’m not like these people, okay? this is an extortion plot by delsux, who’s the only witness, and he’s trying to offer me p-ss, and if-
my name is fishysquidman
being a cat rapist is sick man

[chorus]
the state of cali has asked us to
disclose our s-xual crimes to you
we were fat but now we’re g-y
we’ll rape cats in any way
we’re abliged to admit
the cats that sucked up on our d-cks
we’re not here to eat a mcdouble
we’re legally required to do the cat rapist shuffle

[filthyfrank’s line]
let’s get some p-ssy tonight



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