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duncan sheik - hardbody/hardbody luis (medley) lyrics

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[craig mcdermott]
i like ‘em like that
i like a hardbody
i bet that after this cl-ss
she teaches dirty karate

[david van patten]
i like ‘em like that
i like a hardbody
the curve of her -ss

[luis carruthers]
i guess it’s not too shoddy

[men]
i like ‘em like that
i like a hardbody
she keeps a tidy rig
but you know she’s naughty

[instructor]
hey boy, stop talking like you got me
ya gotta impress me and i like a hardbody
hey boy, you think that you can have me?
stop staring at me, work your hardbody

[men]
we like ‘em like that, we like hard bodies
when she gets wet, she won’t be so haughty
we like ‘em like that
(we like ‘em like that)
we like hard bodies
(we like hard bodies)
we want to taste their…
(we want to taste their…)
la dee dah-dee

[courtney, spoken]
what’s the rest of your day like?

[patrick, spoken]
uh, the gym and then meetings. a show with evelyn if we can get tickets.

[courtney, spoken]
phantom?

[patrick, spoken]
no, les mis.

[courtney, spoken]
alright. it’s long but good.

[patrick, spoken]
oh, you’ve seen it?

[courtney, spoken]
luis took me last week. listen patrick, as much as i relish these afternoon trysts, we need to stop.

[patrick, spoken]
and why would we do that?

[courtney, spoken]
well because i was talking to my therapist…

[patrick, spoken]
oh god, uh huh yeah, and why did he tell you to do?

[courtney, spoken]
ok, first of all my therapist is a woman-

[patrick, spoken]
oh goddammit great…

[courtney, spoken]
and i was talking to her about you and she thinks you might be bringing too much negativity into my life

[patrick, spoken]
uh huh, i see. so because your therapist tells you to break up with-

[courtney, spoken]
it’s not just that! so, don’t you feel guilty?

[patrick, spoken]
why would i feel guilty?

[courtney, spoken]
because i’m your girlfriend’s best friend.

[patrick, spoken]
oh, by that reasoning you should feel guilty too.

[courtney, spoken]
i do! not to mention, luis is starting to suspect.

[patrick, spoken]
oh god, luis is, is-

[courtney, spoken]
don’t you call him a f-ggot!

[patrick, spoken]
a dork, i was gonna say, a twit. hey listen, i’m doing a survey of the women i f-ck. is it my muscles that excite you or the heft of my c-ck?

[courtney, spoken]
are you listening to me? we’re stopping. we’re betraying evelyn, we’re betraying luis.

[patrick, spoken]
let me ask you courtney, hypothetically, if something were to happen to luis, an accident say or a violent crime, and he were out of the picture would you be upset?

[courtney, spoken]
i can’t answer that… it’s too morbid. i’d be devastated.

[patrick, spoken]
fine. awesome.

[courtney, spoken]
i hope things won’t be weird between us now. i hope we can go back to being friends.

[patrick, spoken]
courtney, and please don’t take this the wrong way, you’re a babe but no s-x is worth this bullsh-t.

[courtney, spoken]
f-ck you! -ssh0l-…

[luis]
i always knew that
he wants to want me
he can’t decide and so he taunts me
he was lost for words
when i caught his eye
now he knows, he’s my kind of guy
oh boy, i felt his rock hard abs
i didn’t even have to ask and it’s happening at last

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