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dweezil zappa - broken hearts are for assholes - live lyrics

hey! do you know what you are?
you’re an -ssh0l-! an -ssh0l-!

some of you might not agree
’cause you probably likes a lot of misery
but think a while and you will see…
broken hearts are for -ssh0l-s
broken hearts are for -ssh0l-s
are you an -ssh0l-?
broken hearts are for -ssh0l-s
are you an -ssh0l- too?
whatcha gonna do, ’cause you’re an -ssh0l-…

maybe you think you’re a lonely guy
maybe you think you’re too tough to cry
so you went to the grape
just to give it a try
and dagmar
without a doubt, the ugliest sonofab-tch i ever saw in my life
was his name…
one two three four!
the whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
pancake make-up
and yet he was a beautiful lady
nearly drove you insane
let’s talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
and so you kissed a little sailor
tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
who had just blew in from spain
sir richard pump-a-loaf
you sniffed the reeking buns of angel
the story of a demented bread-boffer
and acted like it was cocaine
cuc-mber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
you were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko
then on tuesday night, ceasar’s back in town
in a way you can’t explain
facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
with kona
and so you worked the wall with michael
three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
which gave your back an awful strain
volcanic h-ll
but you came back on sunday for the gong show
next thursday, teen town’s finest…
but you forgot what i was sayin’
’cause you’re an -ssh0l-, you’re an -ssh0l-
that’s right
you’re an -ssh0l-, you’re an -ssh0l-
yes, yes
you’re an -ssh0l-, you’re an -ssh0l-
that’s right
you’re an -ssh0l-, you’re an -ssh0l-

now you been to the grape ‘n’ you been to the chest
‘n’ now i think you know what you are: you’re an -ssh0l-

you say you can’t live with what you been through
well, ladies you can be an -ssh0l- too
you might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you
but don’t fool yerself girl
it’s lookin’ at you
don’t fool yerself girl
it’s winkin’ at you
don’t fool yerself girl
it’s blinkin’ at you
that’s why i say
i’m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
ram it up yer p–p chute
corn hole
ram it, ram it, ram it
ram it up yer p–p chute
fist f-ck
ram it, ram it, ram it
ram it up yer p–p chute
wrist-watch; crisco
ram it, ram it, ram it
ram it up yer p–p chute
pud!

don’t fool yerself, girl
it’s goin’ right up yer p–p chute
don’t fool yerself, girl
it’s goin’ right up yer p–p chute
(etc., repeats)

aw, i knew you’d be surprised…

- dweezil zappa lyrics

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