deepmaniac80 – sing the proper song lyrics
all: we are the gangsters who don’t do anything
we just run clubs and lie around
and if you ask us to do anything
we’ll just tell you
we don’t do anything
fish: and i’ve never wait a minute
haven’t we done this one before
’cause you’ve never tricked maroni into teaching at a school
falcone: oh yeah fish of course we have ’cause
we’ve not never done this before
all: and we’ve never been to gotham in the fall!
falcone: so what are we going to do instead?
victor: maybe we could crack our heads open to get yolk to fall?
fish: no victor, don’t be silly
victor: isn’t this silly songs with gotham?
falcone: we’re going to have to come up with a new song. fish, you’re rather good at them, you’ve been in… four, was it?
fish: no, five. the gangsters who don’t do anything, her cobblepot, the song of the penguin, the cackling professor of indian hill, and, of course, fish mooney
falcone: come up with a new one then!
fish: i sing the songs, but i don’t write them. i need lyrics
victor: maybe we could use yolk!
falcone: well, oswald cobblepot claims he writes the songs, but really he uses a machine. it comes up with a t-tle, he decides what a song with that t-tle would be about, types it in, and it creates the lyrics! maybe we could make our own!
victor: i have a better idea. we could make a song about yolk!
fish: that’s ridiculous!
victor: you’ve sung five silly songs with gotham! and you’re calling me silly? i’ve sung one!!!
fish: shush. anyway, i do have a better idea. we could do an ultimate silly songs countdown! we decide what our top ten songs are, then work from ten up to one!
falcone: okay. but how are we going to decide which ones are above which other ones?
fish: oh. i don’t know
victor: yolk!
falcone: maybe we could alter oswald’s machine to make it come up with a t-tle of a song we’ve already done!
fish: okay, let’s go!
later…
falcone: finally! we’ve got the altered machine!
oswald: you stole my machine! give it back! give it back! nooooooooooooooow!
fish: sorry oswald, we need it
oswald: ohhhh… we’ll just this once. but give it back immediately afterwards! that’s an order!
fish: whatever you say… i suppose
falcone: okay, let’s see what our tenth best best song is!
machine: beep! bob! meep! mop! sleep! slop!
victor: are we doing a song called beep bob meep mop sleep slop?
fish: no, viktor! it’s not finished yet!
falcone: okay, so the machine has come up with… the song of the oswald cobblepot who don’t love penguin with cackling hands?
fish: what’s that?
victor: it’s a medley of everybody’s got an oswald cobblepot, the song of the penguin, the gangsters who don’t do anything, her cobblepot, the cackling professor of indian hill and i love my hand!
fish: well how are we going to do that?
falcone: i’ll give you an example, then you two do the real thing
this is a song about a boy
everybody’s got an oswald cobblepot
you are her cobblepot
fish: okay. victor, you start
victor: yolk!
fish: stop it!
victor: yolk!
fish: ridiculous!
victor: yolk!
fish: don’t be silly!
victor: yolk!
fish: victor!
both: sing sing sing s-sing sing s-sing sing
sing sing sing s-sing sing s-sing sing
fish: sing the proper song!
victor: yolk!
fish: oh my gosh!
victor: yolk!
fish: stop it now!
victor: yolk!
fish: i have powers!
victor: yolk!
fish: you’ll be shredded!
victor: yolk!
fish: sing the real song!
both: sing sing sing s-sing sing the real song
sing sing sing s-sing sing the real song
fish: stop!
victor: break a fortune cookie
beware of old man as leader of the underworld
fish: ain’t that the truth
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