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don’t flop – shuffle t vs carter deems lyrics

[shuffle t – round 1]

yo i got a gun..huge as sh-t
trigger alone is 2 foot 6
it takes 3 hours to load up and shoot the clips
i really can’t emphasize how huge it is
it’s too big, you know..stupid big
i barely get around to using it
it’s sort of an impulse buy, it’s ludicrous
i don’t really know what to do with it
it’s a h-ssle. i wanna just get rid of it and call it a day
you open up my door and it falls on your face
i only live in this small little place and this f-cking gun has taken up all of the sp-ce
the bullets for this gun are like watermelons. f-ck it’s actually bigger
most people don’t believe until i come and hand them a picture
you can’t even lift it by like the upper handle and fixture
you have to aim it on the ground and sort of rugby tackle the trigger
useless. f-cking. gun
i regret buying it. i mean the cash was too much
had to take a second mortgage to afford it, and as if that’s not enough
the outer plate in it has started showing cracking and rust
and now it’s at home and it is just gathering dust
incidentally, if anyone wants to buy a gun
i can sell you a giant one

[shuffle t – round 2]

eurgh hit me up for a battle, i knew it was you from the way that he told me
he didn’t even tag you homie – just sent me the cat emoji
you say you’ll never know what you’ll see that cat man do
well i got bad news – i’m a cat man too
you’re cat man 1, well i’m cat man 2
shoutouts for this neek cat tattoo
you see me on the club you’ll think i’m throwing all kinds of stacks
then you’ll come closer and see i’m just stroking a tiny cat
i’m such a cat person i’ll make you look like a dog person, deems
looking like you love your dog more than ron burgundy
i campaign for cat’s rights and only n
so most chinese outlets stopped serving me

so you can imagine my surprise a little while ago, i get a knock on the door
it’s carter deems’ cat just flopped on the floor
came out to the uk to see me, so i offered support
i guess i didn’t know what was in store
i washed up his paws, trimmed the top of his claws
just taking care of it, that wasn’t a ch-r-
i asked him why he came out, what was it for?
he seemed to imply that he wasn’t so sure
he was sat on the sofa, i could tell the cat was hungry
so i offered him a couple of catnip munchies
seemed kind of anxious, worried, panicked, jumpy
just kept kind of acting funny
he said he shouldn’t have come, started to pack his buggy
he got up, spanned around, i caught him like “that was lucky”
i look into his eyes, he looked back and touched me
one thing led to another..and i scratched his tummy
and he f-cked me

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