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eagleznr - furrrr lyrics

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aight, before you start calling me, a bad animal hater. i just want to say none of this is true. my rap sk!ll, my rapping is better than this. so yeah, here we go

(pre-verse)
eagleznr records burr (brr) jesus christ, why am i doing this

(verse 1)
i’ve been shooting dogs with bb guns since i was five (brrrr)

if someone was there to witness, i blast his head of like a comet in a desert area that is empty

then i found a dog, then shoot it in the d-ck with precise accuracy

then i skin a dog on a news live camera

ask a news lady, hey you want some fur (security)

then people decide to take me away

(chorus)
furrrr
furrrr
furrrr
furrrr

jesus christ

(verse 2)
here is how to grow fur from the ground

you go to your local wal-mart for some fur seeds

then you put your seeds in the ground

and stay outside for three days and nights

side effects may include

murder, arson, girlfriend leaves you (if you have one) avalanche, breathing stops, i don’t know

after that awful three days with no food or water

you get a mainstream food item

lets see what we get in this fur item seed thing (i got a hard copy of fortnite)

ha sir

you don’t have to spend money on fortnite you f-cking normie

you could’ve got it for free on the internet

(chorus)
furrrr
furrrr
furrrr (stop yelling)

(verse 3)
usually people sell fancy animal fur

its like cocaine, we sell it illegally

we sell variations of different kinds of fur

bird fur, snake fur, gr-ss fur, all the exotic flavors

usually fur is super pricey

reeee

that’s the sound of a raccoon being slaughtered

wee-woo

oh sh-t, the smurf gang, flip page

then i get captured the tiny litte handcuffs

they’ve been looking for me for a few weeks for my weird fancy fur obsession

i keep doing fancy fancy fur things

like growing, k!lling, and um… selling some fur

i broke out of jail with my…. machine gun

made of fur

made of fur

keep shooting smurf people

yeah

i keep doing fur stuff for the rest of my days

but you know what

i don’t care, it’s dead to me

(outro)
yeah

eagleznr records

end of rap song

finally

somebody go grab me some clippers, his f-cking beard’s weird

uhh, s-xy beard voice

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