early's cycle center - yamaha tri moto atv commerical lyrics
bob: hey fred, where’d you get that tiny little tractor?
fred: it ain’t a tractor. it’s a yamaha …
bob: aw h-ll, they don’t make tractors. they make motorsickles
fred: dog gonnit, it ain’t a tractor. it’s a yamaha tri-moto from early’s cycle center
bob: what the h-ll do you need a tiny little tractor like that fer?
fred: i said it ain’t a tractor, and i got it for heardin’ my cows, workin’ on the fences. you know, gettin’ around on the farm
bob: you got a pickem up truck for that
fred: i know, but this here three wheeler from early’s cycle uses about a tenth as much gas as that d-mn old truck and it’s a h-ll of a lot more fun too! i can haul my fencin’ equipment on this big ol’ d-mn rack on the back, and with the ultra-low gear, i can get up in the woods and pull them f-ckin’ logs down the hill where the tractor won’t go!
bob: no sh-t!
fred: h-ll yeah!
bob: it looks like a tiny little tractor
fred: it ain’t a f-ckin’ tractor god d-mn it. it’s a yamaha tri-moto
bob: i think i’ll get me one a them little tractors
fred: it ain’t f-ckin’ tractor!
bob: well look at them big d-mn kn-bby tractor lookin’ tires
fred: you sc-m-suckin’ son of a b-tch! it ain’t a tractor!
announcer: take a look at the yamaha tri-moto from early’s cycle center, on route 42, south of harrisonburg. it’ll out-pull, out-work. out-run and out f-ck almost anything in it’s cl-ss
and it’s not a f-cking tractor
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