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eazy - e - merry muthafucking xmas lyrics

[uncle dolamite]
come on over hunnie
and give your uncle dolamite a kiss
[kissing sounds]
well what you want baby?

[baby]
would you tell me a story?

[uncle dolamite]
you want me to tell you a story?

[baby]
h-ll yeah!

[other baby]
me too!

[uncle dolamite]
yes hunnie i’m a tell you a story
about the bad -ss eazy-e
he was drinkin’ whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well
he’s a bad m-th-fu-

[mother]
gimmie that god d-mn book!
here let me read you this one
chrismas in compton
it was a silent night, yes a holy night
until mr. claus turned into santa m-th-f-ckin’ right?

[carolers]
deck the halls with b-lls of holy
fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly….

[eazy-e]
merry chrismas m-th-f-cka!
[gun shots]
merry m-th-f-ckin’ chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while i’m ridin’ that cot under the missle toe
now dashin’ through the snow
in a candy right top 6-4
over the hills i go
laughin’ at this hoe
nuts on rich and rings
makin’ me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that i’m gonna get this p-ssy tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin’ it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my d-ck this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin’ it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she’s suckin’ my d-ck
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and i’m smokin’ on this stick.

[santa]
ho ho ho come sit on my face
i’m mean lap and tell me what you want for chrismas
ho ho.

[menajahtwa]
i want a slay ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
?? and i’m gonna c-m
a vcr ?? some p-rno flicks
rudolph the red nose reindeer
?? like a everlastin’ gobstoper
?? poppa
i dig a ho
crack a dough
by the nuts oh
?? f-ckin’ in tha snow
i made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
i said heres some candy canes eat’em up
?? bonapat-te with a condom in a tree.

[?]
all i want for chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
all i want for chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.

[buck wheat]
buck wheat is a waskal
thats no chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
f-ck ya wishes
i got happy over joy in this m-th-f-cka
no indo under my tree so santa be a sucka
?? when i was young i was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin’ on the east
i’d stay awake just to let america know
that santa was a fake
i used to believe in saint d-ck when elvis was alive
but all the f-ckin’ bullsh-t got played when i was five
years oh just stay young, bold datin’
singin’ silent night carolin’ recietin’
now all i want for chrismas is my indo wreath
i got my two front teeth
uncle eazy be the ??
just spread me a leaf
little kids don’t cry
when you find out the santa claus is just a f-ckin’ lye.

[eazy-e]
on the third day of chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a a m-th-f-ckin’ k b-tch.

[?]
eazy-e oh eazy-e
show us how you treat those b-tches
i saw mommy f-ckin’ eazy-e.

[eazy-e]
close the door little b-tch
i’m gettin’ these draws.

[?]
i’m a tell my daddy if ya -ss don’t stop.

[eazy-e]
i don’t give a f-ck
i’m gettin’ chrismas caught
ho ho ho and away i go.

[?]
oh saint nick got a d-ck like a ho
well wheres this ??

[eazy-e]
shut the f-ck up b-tches
and go back to sleep.

[?]
yo black what you want for christmas?
yo black i want a job
?? corn on the cob
but a n-gg- will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin’ in my window
smokin’ up indo
my carin’ and high make a high know
[a lot of mumblin’]
yo black what you want for christmas?
yo black i want some cash
so i can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.

[?]
a rump pa pump pump
a rump pa pump pump

[every one]
merry m-th-f-ckin’ chrismas
merry m-th-f-ckin’ chrismas
merry m-th-f-ckin’ chrismas
and have a f-cked up new year [x4]

[eazy-e]
you biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

[mother]
and they all went to prison
and lived f-cked up lives ever after
the end

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