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ecid - i'm a sucker lyrics

[intro:]
i’m throwing snowb-lls at cop cars
while doing the marty mcfly on your back bumper
i wish i could go back to juvie and make an adult movie with my po
she was so nice what a bummer

[verse 1:]
there’s no glory in post euphoria
only the most glorified morning wood poking your cornea
poor me, my charming life affords a cornucopia
of vainglorious fornicating now raise a 40 up
over dramatic like a lethal weapon saxophone
everybody knows your name you’re so sam malone
i dry heave charm with the screams of a car alarm
while getting my p-b-s permed in a burning barnyard
ain’t it cute? we should be friends til the end
and co-star in a commercial for the mentally scared
i started a hopeless romantics anonymous
so i could find a new chick to double my blocks populous
accommodating with a can of pop and a kiss
expectations are low so every results an accomplishment
i’ve been a mess since middle school
every since i saw my first nipple swimmin in the kiddie pool

[hook:]
i’m a sucker for a pretty face and a paycheck
spending it all and i haven’t been paid yet
making the big bucks!
i’m a part time pittie party and a full time mess (x2)

[verse 2:]
i started wearing skinnier and skinnier jeans
trying to be a spiffier me with a little hippy in between
smoking pot was the only thing we had in common
so i tried chiefing like a miniature fiend
now i can’t trust a chick that can’t roll a joint with one hand
let alone one that plays drums in a dumb band
i went tanning! i went f-cking tanning!
i can pitch a mean tent but i can do that without camping
i’ve been domesticated even though i hate it
seen all the piece of sh-t twilight movies so underrated
i found religion in denial
and comfort in having your parents on speed dial
metaphorically speaking i accepted t-st-c-l dismemberment
and paid for his and hers gym memberships
all because i was under the influence
of the greatest girls i’d ever met until they ended it
(hook)
im a sucker for a pretty face and a paycheck
spending it all and i haven’t been paid yet
making the big bucks!
i’m a part time pittie party and a full time mess (x2)

[outro:]
i got a big heart
i got a big bark
i got big huh hm uhh hmm
depending on the size of her hands (x2)

- ecid lyrics

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