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ed horan - traffic safety rap lyrics

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[tracy]
h+llo (???) elementary!

[tony]
do i hear ms fletcher’s second grade class in the house?!

[tracy]
halla!

[tracy and tony]
hey there kids, we are here to say
you gotta stay street smart ev+er+y+day

[tracy]
i’m tracy

[tony]
i’m tony

[tracy]
do you like my cap?

[tony]
yes!

[both]
now it’s time to do the
traffic safety rap!
[tracy]
look both ways before you cross the street
or a passing car you could chance to meet

[tony]
stop at red lights, don’t be a dope
and if you k!ll the pope, you become the pope

[tracy]
green means “go” if you don’t+
wait what?

[tony]
you know? the pope!

[tracy]
what?!

[tony]
traffic safety!

[tracy]
“if you k!ll the+”

[tony]
just keep going!
[tracy]
green means “go” if you don’t move in slow+mo
and yo, just so you know, i don’t condone k!lling the pope, bro!

[tony]
do little twirl

[tracy]
hands go clap

[both]
‘cuz now it’s do the
traffic safety rap!

[tracy]
what the f+ck do you mean “if you k!ll the pope, you become the pope?”

[tony]
that’s how it works, it’s in the bible!

[tracy]
tony, these are second graders

[tony]
popes can be young, it’s a show!
[tracy]
jesus, just shut up about the pope and finish the song!

crossing in the middle is a little unsafe
i insist that if you listen to me, you will try a different place

[tony]
it may seem hard and all
but safety’s where it starts and all
you have to do is k!ll the pope
this also works for cardinals! oh!

[tracy]
listen children, this is traffic safety
don’t listen to the rhymes that tony has spit lately!
no!

[tony]
do a little dance like you’re names von trapp
‘cuz this is how you do the traffic safety rap!

[tracy]
you wants second graders to k!ll the pope!

[tony]
i didn’t say they should k!ll the pope, i just told thеm would happen if they did k!ll the popе

[tracy]
tony, you need to shut up now

[tony]
they can’t k!ll the pope, i’m gonna k!ll the pope

[tracy]
wait what?!

[tony]
here we go!

[tracy]
please don’t k!ll the pope, kids
you will not take his place!

[tony]
please don’t k!ll the pope
so i can stab him in the face!

[tracy]
you think you might become him
but you won’t, for real!

[tony]
but why else would they fortify
the “pope+mobile”?

[tracy]
hey go and tell your parents see
this isn’t what he planned with me
don’t sue us into bankruptcy
because of this insanity!

[tony]
tracy, don’t try to play with me
basic’lly, it’s the way it be
you’ll wish you spoke more graciously
when i ascend to the papacy!

[tracy]
kids, forget about tony
he’s full of baloney
i want you to show me the stuff that you know
whenever you’re passing a car
or some traffic or something +n+logous
where do you go?

[tony]
(???) get him
f+cking up the vatican
he’s gonna be assassinated
when i shoot him in the abdomen

and i’m gonna take his hat
and i’ll take my automatic
and i’ll switch up with the bishop
in a trap like a rat (???)

the great mouse detective
rhymes so effective
i’ll k!ll him even though it violates
the prime directive
ooh!

[tracy]
the pope? what are you doing here?

[the pope]
yo, he told you all the truth
but pride goes before the fall
‘cuz if the pope k!lls you
he becomes you also

[tracy and the pope]
and that’s the traffic safety rap!

- ed horan lyrics

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