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edan - meat sauce (donavexx i) lyrics

[verse 1]
i live in a box
my name is colonel speak n spell but the veterans of science call me donavexx cause of uncommon text
my favourite albums are dark and in pat benatar
before i made these raps i wanted to be a tennis star
my friends said i needed a fake rap name so i said
here’s some fake shoes, don’t ya feet feel good?
mc’s mow my lawn because i’m the man like repo
no one believes you when i said i would grow up to battle stezo
wear my hats like devo
send death threats to joe clair
my flavour’s edible like sandwiches with no hair
i give compet-tion the annoying treatment by calling their house every 5 minutes until they change their address
i’m pen and pad-less so i write rhymes on c-ssette
when i step on the court i wear the headband like bill walton
my girl’s got the moustache just like andre dawson
i’ll order 30 cheeseburgers and leave without napkins

[verse 2]
my idea of thrills is ordering 734 cds from columbia house and not paying the bill like a champion
i’m tamperin
with the notion of alienating all my friends by telling them i’m the death slime evaporator
i had to take a kenny g album cover to the hair stylists
show her what kind of haircut i wanted exactly
i asked the
professor at my fashion school why david bowie
had two different colour eyes
my rhymes go to yale
your rhymes go to community college struggling with a 2.3 grade point average
2.3 years ago i made a salad out of fish eggs
now when i put a lightbulb in my mouth that uncle fester sh-t happens
i quit rapping in 1987
now i’m on the comeback tour with the carter family, d-nice and abba opening for my group
i am the king of weird rap, do i make myself clear?

yeah, this is donavexx
imma f-ckin spray my fightjuice on all you b-tch mcs
for the near 1945
yes, yes
i’m chilling in the labatory with the sp-cemouse
and my man f-ckin george wallace is on the wheels of steel
so everyone eat a f-ckin vegemite sandwich

- edan lyrics

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