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“fun” lyrics by rapper eddie haskell

[intro / skit #1 of 3]

eddie haskell-: oh baby, won’t you please come home? ‘cause your loving is all i know….”

mrs. beaver: oh, h-llo eddie are you singing?

eddie haskell-: just practicing for the glee club at school mrs. cleaver

mrs. cleaver: i’m sure you are…

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eddie haskell

aaay!

eddie haskell

wreck the system!

saaay girl!

aaay!

lets have fun!

[verse 1]

come! come, with a kick drum

which pretty kitty from the city wanna come and get some?

man there’s plenty other fish in the sea

seven billion other people, but i’m wondering

if you wanna get high like i do?

fall back…

split an apple pie by that drive thru

try something brand new i betcha never seen on youtube

makes me wanna bet a pound of marijuana that we’re more alike

then you probably ever woulda never figured out until my pockets got bigger

but i ain’t worried about the time, before i had a dollar to my name

not a single penny, but plenty people waited in a quarter mile line

around the block just to hate on my rhymes at the drop of a dime

whats up with that?!?

call me white, but not whack!!!

[chorus] x 4

i want to get f—d up

and put this car in cruise

and roll the windows up

and take a trip with you!

[verse 2]

shorty yelled out shotgun blitz!

hold up, not so fast..

that b-ss drum’s way too thick

might make me c-m, c-m way too fast

buck 20 on the dash, with my foot down on the gas

and i’m sorry i forgot your name girl, but i’ll never forget that -ss

h-ll no!

n.o

and that -ss is money like cash…

speaking of i hate to ask, but can i borrow some i’m low on gas

then we’ll head to the alps both go ski

you don’t like snow? then we’ll hit jet skis

she said she’d rather stay inside and smoke weed

i said “saaay girl..your just like me”!

now i wanna bring you back to the warm fuzzy sunny side

if you’re ever looking for me follow that dollar sign

that’s right girl holla back

and there’s plenty room for your girls if they wanna pile in the back of the maybach

pack in the way back

man i can’t believe it laughing looking way back

asalamalak-m making tons of kevin bacon

waking baking like jamaicans every morning while i wake up now!

[chorus]

i want to get f—d up

and put this car in cruise

and roll the windows up

and take a trip with you!

[bridge]

-background: airport terminal announcement-

attention all p-ssengers this is the final boarding call for flight #301

ooooo i just wanna go and take trip with you

i don’t even know what is that you do girl

i don’t have a clue girl

but i swear it’s true girl

i’ve never seen the gr-ss so green or the sky look more blue

and if you read between the redlines in my eyes you’ll know it’s true!

saaay girl, you so bad that -ss looks like a mirage

and i can’t hide that i love you girl even with camouflage

let’s go!

[outro]

i want to get f—d up

and put this car in cruise

and roll the windows up

and take a trip for two!

saaay girl any place that you’ve never been than we’ll go visit too

and if your girls wanna come along, then they’re more than welcome too

first cl-ss don’t even ask, only way i’ll fly you

mile high club tonight and i know that you and i just met tonight

and that i liked you..

but now i’m sure i more then just like, like you!

saaay girl… you know i do!

… let’s have fun!

[outro (continued) skit #2 of 3/ “leave it to beaver”]

eddie haskell-: this’ll be the last time you get to see me for a while

mrs. beaver: really, eddie?

eddie haskell-: yes, i’ve gotten a job i told my father it’s the best thing if i’m planning to pursue a career in business

mrs. beaver: well i guess wally would like a job, but he’s got track practice everyday

eddie haskell-: perhaps i’m making the right decision though? after all i’ve heard of very few people becoming millionaires running the d20…

[outro (continued) skit #3/ “busboys & poets 5th & k nw, dc”]

host: so he said that he (eddie) wants to …1. get f-cked up! 2. put the

car in cruise 3. and put these windows up 4. and take a cruise…. ”

rapper eddie haskell-: i do!

crowd: (laughter/pause)

host: “homie let me tell you something if we take a trip together
f-ck that i’m driving .. sober! give it up one more time for eddie
haskell.. alright, alright!

rapper eddie haskell-: thank you!

crowd: (cheers & applause)

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eddie haskell

aaay!

eddie haskell

aaay!

saaay girl!

lets have fun!

end – “fun” lyrics by rapper eddie haskell

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