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eddie mac – first thing in the morning lyrics

[intro]

h+llo! ha ha ha ha!
lovely weather!
dapper valentino, eddie mac, innuendo
what’s happening ho?

[hook: dapper valentino]

first thing in the morning, what do i do?
sun comes through the window, take away my blues
fresh shoes, get out and pull a few moves

[hook: eddie mac]

first thing in the morning, what do i do?
i roll up out of bed, straight to the bathroom
last night lad i must have been boozed
let’s get back out and pull a few moves

[verse: dapper valentino]

girl we’re not ant and dec ye sket
have you met pj and duncan yet?
ha ha, well it’s a comin for the summer
catch us at the mobos in a hummer
kid you’re playing with your banjo like it’s a strummer
so who the f+ck are you to criticise, chastise
go home and see to your bird you little t+rd burglar
they never heard of ya, but we’re makin moves
choose life, choose livin
that’s a given, i love these liverpool women
[verse: eddie mac]

i love this life and i don’t want it to end
i love all my family and i big up all my friends
all day all week when i speak
all the ladies knees they go weak
it’s mad how things change, rearrange
people goin their separate ways thinkin of the good days
i’m a bad boy, gone good now
i feel out of place livin in the hood now
thing have changed for me in a big way
but i’m still on the road yo and i’m tryna get paid
get paid get laid i’m out on this wave
i’m out to get paid, i’m out till my grave

[verse: dapper valentino]

girl i’m a fruit loop
i’ll stick a fruit shoot, up your p++p p++p
cheerio, divvio, can you hear me clearly tho?
let me stick a fruit shoot, up your p++p chute
you’re a dirty sk+nk, w+llybang
i’m a scouser not a manc
all you’re after is my tan
get your +rs+ back to blundellsands
watch me bundle up them grands
i don’t need no student grants
you can catch me in my underpants
[hook: dapper valentino]

first thing in the morning, what do i do?
sun comes through the window, take away my blues
fresh shoes, get out and pull a few moves

[hook: innuendo]

first thing in the morning, what do i do?
i can’t be +rs+d gettin up so i hit snooze
kick off’s at noon, i hope we don’t lose
let’s get down the pub come on you blues

[verse: innuendo]

(ha ha, what’s appenin dapper lad?)
yo!
all i see is pure birds rockin short skirts and fake tan
so i sneak a glance through my ray+bans
went the shop got a 20 deck and eight cans
and now i’m lookin for a scr+p with away fans
a little kickabout in the park i’m buzzin
chain smokin bifters i’ve had half a dozen
still i spark another, stand back and i gasp chokin
it’s laughin lad i’ll just crack another can open
when the sun’s shinin it makes me go harder
garden parties barbies and cold lager
i’m daydreamin
i pay dealers to get a blocked runny nose
but i stay blamin my hayfever
summer lovin i’m not ballied up with the steel
it’s fezzy season lad i’m garyed up in a field
ecstasy pills, different coloured little circles
spinnin mitzis and teenage mutant ninja turtles
[hook: dapper valentino]

first thing in the morning, what do i do?
sun comes through the window, take away my blues
fresh shoes, get out and pull a few moves

[hook: eddie mac]

first thing in the morning, what do i do?
i roll up out of bed, straight to the bathroom
last night lad i must have been boozed
let’s get back out and pull a few moves

[hook: innuendo]

first thing in the morning, what do i do?
i can’t be +rs+d gettin up so i hit snooze
kick off’s at noon, i hope we don’t lose
let’s get down the pub come on you blues

[outro]

(dapper) lad i’m a f+ckin liverpool fan lad!
(innuendo) f+ck off, wait till derby day lad… tit, giz a stripe
(eddie) eazy blud!
(innuendo) ay lah, ay lah, nah seriously tho giz a stripe lad

- eddie mac lyrics

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