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eddie mac - lab tv - bar session lyrics

yo! lab tv
it’s eddie mac
here we go
scouse power

[verse]

i’m not a s+x liar, i don’t lie about s+x
but i’ve slept with about 70 different sweats
skets that’ll just take off their kecks
after a stripe and a couple of bottles of becks
don’t get me wrong though not all of them were hoes
this one girl wants a cuddle, she used to sleep in her clothes
but with me being me, it only took a couple of weeks
after that i had her p+ssy weeping all over my sheets
this other girl was a dirty little wrong’un
she used to come down with this s+xy little thong on
i always used to ask her to come back round
cause i loved the way that she used to go down
without me askin, i felt the passion
but she didn’t like to ride it when we were smashin
these other two girls, i don’t know why i went there
we all went through them so i don’t know why i went bareback
i guess i was just emptying my sack
threesomes, i was doing doggy, sweaty moggy
pulled out sp+nked on her back
next girl, we were on the vods
had a game of heads or tails, whoever lost was having shots
then we ended up in bed, getting her legs spread
putting her legs over her head
telling me i’ve got good stamina while i was whamming her
that gave me a big head so i started proper slamming her
better than any blert, battle me and i’ll win
skepta throws your cd but i’ll throw you in the bin
i blow sh+t up, like your bird’s skirt in the wind
kid’ll get chinned, skinned, and left face down in the dirt
jerks will get hurt, merked, robbed for whatever they’re worth
don’t care if it’s not fair, it’s the way the world works
man’ll get jacked, punched, slapped, and hacked
battered with a bat, attacked, get jabbed, stabbed
and that’s that
cause this is how we do it in the pool
we get old school if you wanna be acting the fool
thinkin you’re too cool, we use tools
not like a workie mate, we use tools like 9s and 38s
i’ll crush you like a bud of weed in a crusher
mushes wanna act like that they’re a bit tougher
but in reality brother, i’ll eat you for supper
cut your jugular vein, and drink it like it was a cuppa
cause liverpool’s the place, hate it or love it
i don’t care, the city is great, you might think nothing of it
the place that we were brought up, and taught stuff
council estates, beans on toast every day
yeah we were all scruffs, but it doesn’t really matter now
i’m walking round with b+lls plugged, five of each in my mouth
bottle of water ready to wash down
in case i come hot when i’m grafting out of town
slanging the white and brown
punnies waiting half an hour, cause i’ve got to bump it round
the nokia sound
…he only wants a brown
and when i get there, the money’s always down
60p for the phonebox, stop f+cking around
it’s at least down a pound, what are you, a smackhead clown?
cause i don’t find sh+t funny when it comes to my money
i think you’ll all agree when i say my nose is runny
money comes, money goes, we blow it like a runny nose
spend it on weed, booze, taxis, and dirty hoes
destiny, only god knows
till then i’m gonna keep doing what i do when i’m on road
when i spit raps, i murder the track
and when i spin wraps, i murder the graft
and if you’re on my patch i’ll murder you for that
cause this is my spot where i slang the crack
and if you’ve got a problem with me, please come and tell
don’t be hiding away, hiding underneath your sh+ll
cause i ride every day, different disguise every day
so don’t be shying away
i’ll find you whatever time of the day!
the pump will spray, no i don’t play
d+ckheads will be drinking shots like st. patrick’s day…

- eddie mac lyrics

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