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eddie perfect - ain't it strange? (company) - 2017 cut closing number lyrics

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[betelgeuse]
i was evil
i was cruel
i did things that on reflection were not cool
i was mean
i was s+d+stic
but i saved your life, so ain’t that inconsistent?

manipulated
and i lied
took advantage of a girl who’s mom had died
wrecked your career, chuck
destroyed your home
but with one move, i’m the hero of the show!
oh ain’t it strange?

[ensemble]
yes, it’s strange!
yes, it’s strange!

[betelgeuse]
when an assh0l+ saves the day!

[ensemble]
when an assh0l+ saves the day!
[betelgeuse]
i gave you all a golden shower
and then at the final hour
i did something n0ble! boy, have i got range!
oh, ain’t it wild?
i mean, come on, guys
i got hitched to a child!
i was such a bottom dweller
but with just one act of valor
i made ever guy and fella shout “hooray!”
ain’t it strange?

[ensemble]
ohh, ain’t it strange?

[betelgeuse]
goes to show that folks can really change!

[ensemble]
ain’t it? folks can change!

[betelgeuse]
oh, ain’t it strange
when an assh0l+ saves the day!
assh0l+!
[adam]
woah
but you were sleazy

[betelgeuse]
okay

[adam]
you were rude

[betelgeuse]
okay

[adam]
you bathed in on me one time when i was nude

[betelgeuse]
yes, i did

[adam & barbra]
you’re a bully

[betelgeuse]
woah

[charles]
you use disgusting words
you reduced this house’s value by two+thirds
but i was selfish
[betelgeuse]
yes

[charles]
i was a slight bore

[betelgeuse]
slight?

[ensemble]
i guess you gave use something all to fight for

[charles]
it doesn’t fit with the established narrative

[ensemble]
but you’re the reason we all get to live!
it’s a surprise!

[betelgeuse]
surprise!

[ensemble]
when you owe your life to someone you despise!

[betelgeuse]
someone you despise!

[ensemble]
he’s a sociopathic cretin
he’s the worthest guy we’ve met
and yet right at the end
i guess that guy was nice!
how to react
when the [?] got your back

[betelgeuse]
i got your back! i got your back!

[ensemble]
he was totally the worst, and then
you think you know a person
and then curse them, they reverse their evil ways
ain’t it strange?

[betelgeuse]
i mean, come on, guys!
i’m totally insane!

[ensemble]
oh, yes, it’s strange!
when an assh0l+ saves the day!
assh0l+!

[betelgeuse]
this is great! we are sharing, and we are caring
and we are learning
and that’s a good thing!
now, anybody else wanna get something off their chest?
okay then! charles, you’re next!

[charles]
okay, okay, i need to say
that when my wife passed away
i behaved in a way that wasn’t quaint
and threw myself into real estate
i thought that by ignoring pain
it would simply go away
but i am here to say that i was a assh0l+

[ensemble]
you were an assh0l+

[betelgeuse]
great! okay!
anyone else wanna have their say?

[delia]
i am not a life coach, clearly
i signed up ‘cuz i was dearly, madly, deeply and completely
in love with charles deetz

[ensemble, sarcastically]
no

[delia]
i’ve never been able to find my [?]
jesus, what is wrong with me?
i was blind, but now i see that i was an assh0l+

[ensemble]
you were an assh0l+

[adam & brabra]
we would always hesitate, procrastinate
we used to wait
we were afraid to be pushed away
do we have to say it?

[ensemble]
you were assh0l+s

[lydia]
i was angry, shut you out
anyone nice, i closed them down
i pushed everyone away
i was+

[ensemble]
no, you’re a teenager

[all]
oh, ain’t it strange?
(ain’t it strange? ain’t it strange?)
we’re all assh0l+s in some way
(we’re all assh0l+s in some way)
you can wonder ‘round forever, thinking you’re so godd+mn clever
if you never see the truth, you’ll never change

(i guess this means)
i guess this means that no matter how hard you suck
you can be redeemed
when a person you revile
comes to save you with a smile
it’s hard to know just where to file it in your brain

ain’t it strange?
([?])
ain’t it strange?
([?])
when an assh0l+ saves the day!

when an a+s+s+h+o+l+e
turns out to be a better than you thought they’d be
it’s strange
but in the darkest moments, hope survives
‘cuz an a+grade idiot saved our lives!
no matter what they say

[betelgeuse]
an assh0l+ can save the day!

[all]
no matter what they tell ya
you can save the day!
right out the final parlor
an assh0l+ paved the way!
ain’t it the truth
he’s the living proof
betelgeuse

[betelgeuse]
yes

[ensemble]
betelgeuse

[betelgeuse]
yes!
oh, come on
godd+mnit, one more time!

[ensemble]
betelgeuse!

[betelgeuse]
yes!

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