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ed's redeeming qualities - lawyers and truckers (with intro) lyrics

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[skit: carrie bradley, dom leone, dani leone]
no one’s paying attention to me
sometimes i do and sometimes i don’t
i always want to
a little over+dressed

[verse 1]
she worked in a diner
cooking eggs and ham
she hated truckers
and that’s what i am

she never said “mornin'”
or “have a nice day”
and she never smiled
when i got up to pay

[chorus]
why, oh why
did she have to hate truckers?
we’re nice guys
if you give us a chance
we never swear
around kids or ladies
and we seldom
wipe our hands on our pants
why, oh why
did she have to love lawyers?
i never met one
that cared about love
and sure! i loved her
i won’t deny that
’cause she always
smelled like hot bacon fat

[verse 2]
she worked in a truck stop
pumpin’ gas and fuel
she hated truckers
’cause she thought we were cruel

she washed my windows
with a dry, oily rag
and she always laughed
at my american flag

[chorus]
why, oh why
did she have to hate truckers?
we always smile
when we take out our cash
we never look down
little girls’ blouses
and we always
keep a bag for our trash
why, oh why
did she have to love lawyers?
i never met one
that liked to have fun
and sure! i loved her
i won’t deny that
’cause she always
wore a clean baseball hat

why, oh why
did she have to hate truckers?
we never hit babies
or tip you a dime
we don’t act pretentious
and we don’t think in latin
and we always love you
when we have the time

we’ll always love you
when we have the time

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